10/03/2026
SEND LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY !
Frontier Cafe owner arrested today by Stevensville Police Chief John Boe on suspicion of Illegal Distribution of Bacon. This criminal was held in a high security facility in the Cenex parking lot pending bail. Dozens of people were called to post bail, yet all of them offered Chief Boe cash to keep the man locked up as long as possible. Chief Boe commented "He definitely looks more like a criminal than most people we arrest. I'll keep him locked up based on that alone."