COFFEE BEER

COFFEE BEER Getting you to and from the best parts of your day! We provide the coffee and beer (and so much more) that help you have the best day possible! Secretly vegan.

Modern coffee shop meets neighbor beer bar! You're gonna wanna come drink with us, we're really fun, we promise! LGBTQIA+ Safe Spot. We don't serve decaf, but we do have whiskey as a substitute! Cheers ya nerds!

08/31/2026

We’re ready when you are Underberg America 💁‍♂️✨When you’re a regular, you drink Underberg America ❤️‍🔥

08/30/2026

Why burn books when we will just hose them down for ya? 💁‍♂️💁✨💦📕📗📘📙💦

She’s my cherry pie. Oh, stop It’s directly at me. Just like... Oh, no. He’s expecting that you’re gonna actually splash him. Ooh, all over his book. Good thing it’s a book

08/30/2026

Cutting Up a New Tank Top for Sapphic Fridays — Shoutout Pool Party Mag for the cameo ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Looking good. Look at this cute little room today. It’s all right, rock my roots. Fingers out. I marked it up. It’s hard to see Sharpie on black. God, I can’t see the line that I marked. Just hopefully it doesn’t look like s***. Kind of janky. Holy s***. Not my best work. All right, thank God. Let’s make sure I know where I’m going this time. A good cut. Okay. Long cuts so we don’t get janky edges. God, this is tougher. Goddamn. Boom. New cutoff tank shirt. Yeah, not my best cut job, but... Sapphic Fridays. If you haven’t been to Sapphic Fridays, come out to Sapphic Fridays. It’s every Friday hosted by the Sapphic Sisters. Boom, and just like that, we’re back. Sapphic Fridays looking good. Coffee b*** So if you want a Sapphic Fridays shirt, holler at me. You know where to get ahold of me. Look at this cute little room today. It’s Saturday. It’s slow, but the room is filled with lovely people. Look at that. Welcome Sapphic Fridays. Thanks for cutting up another shirt with me, y’all. I love you. I got you. Bing b**g. A Portland marathon coming through. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Pool party. Yeah.

08/29/2026

Let’s play serious business owner together 💁✨💁‍♂️

I’m back in business. I’m back in business. I’m clocked in. What’s up, boss? What do I need to do on handover? What do I gotta do? Are you live? Okay. We’re live. But I’m ready for my shift. I’m waiting for you. I’m- You have it This, this camera’s a little heavier than the last one. You What? I am a serious business owner. You put, like, a hat on a kid and they’re like... Oh, it’s, it’s what- Well, I also have it so that I can, like, see myself- out of the corner of the eye. See your frame. Okay. Hot dog machine. Slushie machine. Mazie the machine. Coffee the machine. Rage Against the Machine. Tell me about the shift. Okay. Come on. Yeah. Let’s do a serious handoff Okay. This is- Half out of what? Drip Okay. Your spro is about, like, 19. Okay. It’s been pretty consistent all day. And I then just tighten it up. If you need more ice cups, let me know. Okay. If you need more milk, let me know. I need more what stuffs? Ice cups, gotcha. 16. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can clean this side. Cool. I feel like there was something and I was like, I gotta remember to tell you tomorrow then. I mean, if you think of it, you can always text me. Yeah. Look at all I am. Look at that. Would you look at that? These are done today. Okay. Those buns are done. And then there was a lot of burritos that were out yesterday. Damn. They’re in the fridge. Okay. For staff. Okay. But all this is new. Okay. Thank you. I think I probably, yeah, with how busy Veronica was, I’m sure we didn’t swap out last night. No, that’s- Okay. Yeah, no, I’m not worried about it. Okay, okay, okay, got it. Yeah. Cool. And- Am I the best boss ever, Mazie Yeah. That was- Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Getting the best responses

08/29/2026

33 Seconds of Zen ✨❤️✨

08/29/2026

We got business to conduct ❤️‍🔥 Portland, Oregon

08/29/2026

Spent $90k on learning how to make letters…💁‍♂️

Hey Philip, what you doing? I am getting our welcome sign ready for Sapphic Night. Cute. It’s like our fourth or fifth Sapphic Night, and it’s DJ dance night at Sapphic Night. Hell yeah. What are we gonna do tonight? Well, I don’t know if I’m gonna be dancing, but we’re gonna have a lot of amazing... We got an amazing Sapphic set, uh, DJ set coming in, duo, girl-girl coming in, and then hopefully everyone’s gonna be dancing away, and if you ain’t dancing, you’re connecting with the community. And shaking ass. Yeah. In the corner. You do you. On the table. I don’t know how to shake. You don’t know how to twerk? Okay, bye.

08/29/2026

We need you Sapphics here ❤️‍🔥 till 10p — 8/28

08/28/2026

Might get me canceled in the coffee community, but I don’t care. Cafes, places that pre-make and, like, batch their matcha in advance, I don’t care how f****** busy you get, get f*****. Matcha shouldn’t be made pre-batched

08/28/2026

Back in the Saddle: Owner Working a Shift at Coffee B***

Well, I’m back on my b*******. I’m a small business owner. My name’s Phillip Stewart. This is my very business right here, and I’m having to actually work a shift at the business I own. I haven’t done that in a while. I’ve had wonderful employees, but I’m real glad to be back in the saddle working shifts again here at Coffee B*** I’m gonna be here all day Friday. I’m gonna be here Saturday night. I need you. I love you. I got you. Bing b**g.

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4142 SE 42nd Avenue
Portland, OR
97206

Opening Hours

Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 7pm
Saturday 9am - 7pm
Sunday 9am - 6pm

Telephone

+15039468029

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