Paladin Pie

Paladin Pie Paladin Pie is a naturally-leavened wood-fired pizza cart on NE Alberta and 11th.

Hello, the Paladin Food Safety Oversight Commission is issuing an urgent recall of frowns… please bring your frowns to t...
08/23/2026

Hello, the Paladin Food Safety Oversight Commission is issuing an urgent recall of frowns… please bring your frowns to the nearest Paladin Pie food cart to exchange them for clean, safe smiles. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Welcome to my organic engagement farm. What’s everyone’s favorite example of pre-2000s CGI? Mine is probably The Scorpio...
08/22/2026

Welcome to my organic engagement farm. What’s everyone’s favorite example of pre-2000s CGI? Mine is probably The Scorpion King from The Scorpion King.

We plan to be open regular hours this week despite the odds stacked against us (being a food cart, unhealthy air, high h...
08/05/2026

We plan to be open regular hours this week despite the odds stacked against us (being a food cart, unhealthy air, high heat, variable morale). Please be kind to us specifically, and everyone, generally. Hope to see you (or order delivery through Toast if you don’t want to leave your house) ❤️

I’m going to be on Rogan next week explaining about how I have hard evidence that Dave Portnoy is a disgraced and excomm...
07/09/2026

I’m going to be on Rogan next week explaining about how I have hard evidence that Dave Portnoy is a disgraced and excommunicated Deep Gnome. Tune in

We are open regular hours all weekend. Happy 250th (and possibly final) birthday America! Pizza goes great as a side dis...
07/03/2026

We are open regular hours all weekend. Happy 250th (and possibly final) birthday America! Pizza goes great as a side dish or main alongside hot dogs and the truly insane level of corruption we’re stomaching (for some reason). It’s getting harder to laugh!

Anyway, yay! 🎺🥰

You can add stuff to whatever pizza you want. Nothing has meaning besides what we impart unto it. You won’t even be judg...
06/26/2026

You can add stuff to whatever pizza you want. Nothing has meaning besides what we impart unto it. You won’t even be judged. Unless you get extra cheese or like a ton of extra unnecessary toppings, then I will judge you a little bit, but it’s still technically safe and legal. 😍

Sometimes pizza is forensics. What tragedy befell this pie in its unattended moments? Chomped by a ravenous ghoul from b...
06/21/2026

Sometimes pizza is forensics. What tragedy befell this pie in its unattended moments? Chomped by a ravenous ghoul from beyond the veil? Torn apart by a geomagnetic storm? Space sharks? We may never know. Sound off with your theories. 🕵️

When will this fu**in guy bite it already am I right? And by “this guy” I mean some of our wonderful customers and by “b...
06/20/2026

When will this fu**in guy bite it already am I right? And by “this guy” I mean some of our wonderful customers and by “bite it” I mean the pizza!

We’ve never been a pizza cart we’ve always had artisanal meats and cheeses and house made accoutrement and salads. I don...
06/14/2026

We’ve never been a pizza cart we’ve always had artisanal meats and cheeses and house made accoutrement and salads. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Online ordering and Toast delivery available today and we’re here for walk ups! Stay cool! HAGS! ✌️

It’s Saturday. We’re open regular hours, or until sold out, or until one of us (me) gets too hot and starts crying. Whic...
06/13/2026

It’s Saturday. We’re open regular hours, or until sold out, or until one of us (me) gets too hot and starts crying. Whichever comes first.

Tomorrow we will be trying out our first ever heat wave anti-pizza pop-up. Menu includes: meat and cheese boxes with sourdough bread, crackers, preserves, etc. (all house-made), salads, and other fun non-pizza items. Help make it a success so we don’t die this summer! 🥰🏄

Address

1027 NE Alberta Street
Portland, OR
97211

Opening Hours

Wednesday 11am - 10pm
Thursday 11am - 10pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 10pm
Sunday 11am - 10pm

Telephone

+15033278831

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