The Unstable Parents

The Unstable Parents I am a business owner and a stay-at-home mom who loves to bake! I specialize in European-style pastries and cakes. Deposits must be paid 10 days in advance.

Please feel free to contact me with any questions. There is a minimum of 14 days' notice for all custom work, based on availability. I require a 50% deposit to hold and confirm custom cake orders. Traditional European Cakes such as
Krtkuv Dort, Misa dort, Pariz, etc are available. Please contact me for pricing. CUSTOM CAKES - Buttercream + Decorations
8” Round (serves 8-12) $49.00
10” Round (serv

es 15-25) $81.95
12” Round (serves 35-45) $103.95

CUSTOM CAKES - Fondant + Decorations
8” Round (serves 8-12) $71.00
10” Round (serves 15-25) $115.00
12” Round (serves 35-45) $178.00


* Wedding and larger cakes - please contact firs
Different styles and custom sizes/shapes ARE AVAILABLE please contact me for more information. EUROPEAN PASTRIES

Ceske Kolache / Czech Kolace
Slezske Satecky / Sweet Cheese Crescents
Rakvicky / Coffin Cakes
Venecky / Vanilla Pinwheels
Vetrniky / Caramel Pinwheels
Pavlova / Mini Pavlova
Kremrole / Cream horns
Laskonky / Wallnut Meringue (cream filled)
Puncak / Rum cake
Roladky / Buche Roule
Tartletky / Tartlets (contact for flavors)
Griliasove Trubicky
Choux au Craquelin
Vanocka / Christmas Bread - $35
Velikonocni Bochanek / Easter Bread - $35


CUPCAKES - 1/2 dozen is a minimum order. Cupcake flavors upon request

1/2 dozen traditional: $17.75
1/2 dozen specialty: $21.00
1 dozen traditional: $35.00
1 dozen specialty: $40.00

CHRISTMAS COOKIES - available from early November. I will announce the flavors of this year's Christmas cookies around mid-October. I sell out every single year, so please make sure to get your spot as soon as possible as I only take a certain amount of orders for that time of the year.


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08/28/2026

One can only hope 😅

08/24/2026

People will tell you:
“Save your money.”
“Build your career.”
“Be responsible.”
“Think about the future.”

And yes… do those things. 😂
But also remember: one day you’re going to leave this life behind.
So take the trip. Eat the ridiculously overpriced dessert. Buy the plane ticket. Laugh until your stomach hurts. Take the picture. Make the memories.

Because nobody lies on their deathbed thinking,
“Damn… I really wish I had answered more emails.” 😂

Build a life you can afford—but more importantly, build a life you’ll actually remember. ❤️

What’s one thing you want to do before you get old?
Tell us below 👇

08/22/2026

Parenting is the only job where your compensation package includes sleep deprivation, back talk, mystery stains, and someone yelling “MOM!” from another room while you’re literally standing next to them. 😂

And somehow… we still signed up for a second child.

Tag a parent who needs a raise immediately. 😂👇

08/20/2026

I tried, but …
Unfortunately, nobody told me the job description included being attractive, cooking dinner, remembering everyone’s appointments, locating missing socks, breaking up sibling arguments, managing the household, and pretending I didn’t hear my husband snoring from three rooms away. 😂

I came for the champagne and luxury.

I stayed because apparently I’m the CEO, CFO, chef, therapist, chauffeur, housekeeper, and unpaid IT department. 💀

At this point, I’m not a trophy wife.
I’m a participation trophy with anxiety. 😂

☄️☄️Tag the woman who also accidentally got promoted from “wife” to entire household management department. 👑😂

08/19/2026

They told me having two girls would be all bows, giggles, cuddles and rainbows. 🌈🎀

Nobody warned me I’d occasionally be raising two tiny attorneys with zero interest in settling out of court. 😂

One minute they’re best friends.
The next minute they’re fighting over something that apparently happened in 2019.

And me?
I’ve reached the stage of motherhood where I don’t ask who started it anymore.
I simply pour my wine, walk away, and let the United Nations handle the negotiations. 🍷😂
Because sometimes the best parenting strategy is:
“I love you both. Please stop screaming. Mommy is going over here.”

Tag a mom of sisters who needs a glass of wine and a moment of silence. 😂👇

08/18/2026

Sir. 😐

This is why wives everywhere have learned to automatically make two of everything even after their husbands specifically say they don’t want any.
Because “I’m not hungry” in husband language apparently means:
“I’m not hungry right now, but I would like you to prepare a backup sandwich for when I suddenly become interested in yours.” 😂

And somehow MY sandwich always tastes better. Even when he watched me make the exact same sandwich.

Tag the husband who has never met a plate of YOUR food he didn’t want. 😂👇


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Broomfield, CO
80304

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