09/01/2026
RIP, handhelds. 🪦💀
Today, we honor the fallen. They rang in burgers. They took payments. They printed receipts. They were dropped, bumped, rebooted, threatened, pleaded with, and occasionally called words we cannot repeat on Facebook.
And one by one… they kicked the bucket. 😂
Behold: one of the hidden costs of running a small business that nobody really talks about. These little suckers are not cheap, and apparently restaurant life is hard on them. Who knew?! Brutal. But hey, at least they died doing what they loved.
So if you’ve ever wondered where some of the money goes when you support a small business… sometimes the answer is literally sitting in a pile on the office floor waiting for us to finally admit that no amount of turning it off and back on again is going to save it. 😂
Thank you for your service, little buddies. 🫡
You served us well. May you rest in (dead) peace.
Cause of death: restaurant life. 💀