Porch Chair BBQ PCB

09/02/2026

We always LOVE,LOVE,LOVE the LOVE we get everyday from fine folks from all over! 😊

09/01/2026

Hey all! The Q is flying around here! Just a reminder we will be closing early at 3 on Labor Day.

All the pick up orders and deliveries will be out before then!

Enjoy the time with friends and fam. We appreciate ya!!!

08/28/2026

We stand with this!

LOCAL WOMAN DEMANDS IMMEDIATE END TO AUGUST PUMPKIN SPICE

GEORGETOWN - Local resident Amy Pemberton is absolutely livid after discovering that nearly every coffee shop in town has already begun serving pumpkin spice drinks while it is still August.

Pemberton slammed the premature arrival of autumn flavors, arguing that sipping hot nutmeg-infused lattes during 85 degree summer heat is a complete outrage.

"It is still officially summer, and I refuse to be rushed into cardigan weather," Pemberton declared, fanning herself outside a busy Starbucks. "Serving gourd-flavored beverages before autumn actually arrives is pure madness!"

The furious customer is demanding that all Georgetown coffee shops immediately cease sales of autumn-themed drinks and implement a strict ban until the official autumnal equinox.

While local baristas admit the early seasonal rollout stirs up intense controversy, lines of eager customers wrapped around the block suggest Pemberton may be fighting a losing battle against the irresistible pull of early autumn spice.

This is a developing story.

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Thank you!

08/07/2026

08/04/2026

No briskets were harmed in the making of this video

07/19/2026

Hey all thank you soooo much but we sold out already for the day!!! Closing early

Back at it tomorrow mucho love!!!

07/14/2026

07/05/2026

Enjoy your 5th!

07/04/2026

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You all enjoy each other and our God given freedoms in the greatest country in the world!

We close at 6 today!!!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! Cheers to 250 more!!!!
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06/23/2026

But did you know, we are Gluten Free friends?!?!? Super Nachos and Sloppy Joe Cheese Fries even!?!?!?! Everybody gets some love at PCB

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