08/12/2026
We have some sad news, Sam has passed…
…on the opportunity to keep working with us because apparently getting married and moving to another state with her husband is “more important.”
In just a few months, she became the life of the party, a customer favorite, and our leading provider of sarcasm and unnecessary commentary.
Tomorrow, Thursday, is her last day, so come give her a hard time and say goodbye, if you want 🙄
We’ll also have a donation jar out to help her hit the road, and not come back, please fill it for us…
Gas money, snacks, whatever gets her out of here faster.
We hope he’s worth it, Sam. You’re dead to us 😂