Funky Cow Milkshake Bar

20/08/2026

🎉📚 RESULTS DAY TREAT! 📚🎉

Whether you're celebrating, commiserating, or just glad it's all over... we've got you covered! 🥤🍦

🎓 20% OFF your order at Funky Cow on:
📅 Thursday 13th August – A-Level Results Day
📅 Thursday 20th August – GCSE Results Day

Just show us your results (paper or on your phone) at the till to claim your discount!

Passed everything? Amazing! 🎉
Didn't get what you hoped for? Treat yourself anyway – you deserve it. 💜

Bring your friends, grab your favourite milkshake, iced coffee, bubble tea or ice cream, and make Results Day a little sweeter! 🍪🍫🥤

16/08/2026

Marmite milkshake #847 has been sold!

This time with peanut butter. The review: Unusually good - I Love it!

15/08/2026

🍦 Scoops of Happiness Await at Funky Cow! 🍦

Whether you're a cone person or a tub person... we've got you covered! 😋

✨ 20 delicious flavors to choose from.
🌱 Plant-Based Ice Creams & Refreshing Sorbets

Perfect for a sunny day, a sweet treat, or just because you deserve one. 😍

📍 Pop into Funky Cow in Chester and discover your new favourite flavour!

Cone or tub... which are you choosing? 👇🍦

14/08/2026

Great news, we're hiring!

We're looking for someone to fill in on weekends and half terms. It's an ideal job to fit around school.

Applicants must be a people-person and willing to put in a good days work!

Direct applications to: [email protected] please.

08/08/2026

☀️ Cool down with an Iced Coffee at Funky Cow! ☕🧊

Need a caffeine fix without the heat? We've got you covered.

Choose from:
🤎 Classic Iced Coffee – smooth, refreshing and made with our freshly brewed coffee.
🍯 Flavoured Iced Coffee – customise it with your favourite syrup.
🍫 Deluxe Iced Coffee – topped with whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle for the ultimate treat.

Perfect for sunny days, shopping trips, or just because. 😋

📍 Find us in Chester and treat yourself today!

01/08/2026

If you'd like to put us forward for our great service that would mean the world to us!

✨HAD GOOD SERVICE?✨

Voting is now OPEN for the 11th Customer Service Awards, and we need YOU to help us recognise the best of the best by placing your vote!

These awards highlight those businesses that continue to set the bar for fantastic service... from the friendly faces you see every morning making your coffee to those who help you find the perfect fit for that special day, newbies who have been welcomed into the community to those who are embedded in Chester’s history - your vote could make all the difference to your favourite businesses.

Tell us and be in with the chance of winning a £100 Chester Gift Card!

Voting closes 28th August 2026

👉 https://www.chesterbid.co.uk/discover/customer-service-awards/

29/07/2026

Wahhhooo - half term earliness!

27/05/2026

The Sun is OUT so we've expanded our flavour selections of ice cream! 🍨

We've level-up'd our selection with some classics like Rum & Raisin and Vanilla and added crowd favourites like Biscoff and Chocolate Orange! 🍊

Plenty of sorbet and plant-based ice creams for dietey needs also!🌱

AND dog ice creams as well! 🐶