08/09/2026
🤯🤯 N E W F O O D 🤯🤯
Justeat & Ubereats
The summer chaos is hopefully calming down, which means we’ve finally had a chance to do what really matters…
ADD MORE FOOD. 🌚🍔🍟
From Thursday 10th September, we’re dropping some new additions because apparently our menu wasn’t already dangerous enough.
🔥 COFFEE POT CLUCKER
Our new chicken burger. Big. Filthy. Crispy. Delicious. Basically everything you need after surviving the school holidays.
🐔 CHICKEN TENDERS + BBQ DIP
Proper crispy tenders with BBQ dip. Honestly… they’re giving a certain very well-known fast food restaurant a serious run for its money. 😂
🍟 THE FRIES HAVE HAD A GLOW-UP
We’ve ditched the old fries and gone seasoned, skin-on & crispy. Because soggy fries are a crime and we’re no longer participating.
🔥 LOADED FRIES
And we’re going FULL SEND.
Hunters? ✅
Pulled pork? ✅
Cheesy, filthy, loaded goodness? Obviously.
So whether you’re a local celebrating the return of school, a tourist who’s still somehow here 👀, or simply someone who thinks “I’ll just have a quick bite” before ordering enough food for six…
Thursday 10th September.
Come hungry.
Leave your dignity at home. 😂🍔🍟
