Butter Me Bytchy Home Bakery

08/30/2026

🚨 GODERICH… THE BITCH IS BACK! 🚨🧈😈

After a little holiday break, Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery is firing up the ovens and heading back to the Goderich Farmers’ Market THIS SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5th! 🎉

📚✏️ It’s BACK-TO-SCHOOL time, so I’ll have a few kid-approved favourites to help make that first week back a little sweeter! 😉🧁❤️

And of course, I’ll have plenty of your favourite buttery, gooey Bitchy butter tarts because apparently you people can’t be trusted without them. 😂

Come say hi, grab some goodies, and get your Bitchy fix! 😈🧈

📍 Goderich Farmers’ Market
📅 Saturday, September 5th

Who’s coming?! 👀❤️

08/17/2026

🌴☀️ THE BITCH IS ON HOLIDAYS! 😎😂

The oven is officially getting a much-needed break! 🔥➡️😴

Butter Me Bitchy is taking a little holiday and I’ll be back baking up trouble again the first week of September! 🧈🥧❤️

BUT… I still have a few Surprise 6 Packs available for just $10! 😱🔥

You never know what deliciousness you’re going to get, but that’s half the fun! 😉 Six butter tarts for $10 while supplies last.

Thank you all for your amazing support, and I’ll see you in September! ❤️🥧

Stay bitchy, my butter tart lovers! 😘🧈

08/10/2026

Just a little reminder that this post is about Butter Me Bitchy and my butter tarts. 🧈😜

Please don’t use the comments as a place to advertise or promote other businesses or companies. I work hard to build my business and create this little community, so I’d really appreciate keeping the comments focused on the post and the butter tarts. ❤️

Thank you for understanding and supporting my small business! 🥰🧈

🥹❤️ THIS is why I absolutely LOVE what I do!

When someone messages me saying they’re visiting Goderich all the way from the Arctic and have heard I have the best butter tarts… well, my little butter-tart-loving heart just about exploded! 🥹🧈❤️

The fact that my tarts are making their way all the way up North and people are hearing about Butter Me Bitchy from that far away is absolutely incredible. 🥰

Thank you so much for trusting the hype and coming to find me! I hope those tarts live up to the reputation! 😜❤️

From Goderich to the Arctic… apparently these little tarts have places to go! 😂🧈🍁

08/09/2026

🚨 I DID IT AGAIN. 😂🔥 🚨

Apparently, I still don’t know how to bake a reasonable amount of butter tarts. 🤦‍♀️😂

So… SURPRISE 6-PACKS ARE BACK! 🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧

I overbaked, and rather than let these delicious little bi***es sit around, I’m making SURPRISE 6-PACKS for only $10! 😍

They’re already packed up, so YOU DON’T GET TO PICK — whatever pack you grab is a surprise! 🎁😈

You could get some of these beauties from today:

🍒 Sin & Cherries – Chocolate & cherry
🥜 Peanut Butter Bootey Call – Chocolate & peanut butter
🍎 Apple Bottom Bitch – Apple & caramel
🍫 Chip Happens - Chocolate Chip
🍓 Talk Berry To Me - Raspberry Coconut
🍰 Cinna-You-Didn’t – Cinnamon

…and possibly a few others depending on what’s left! 😏

6 TARTS → $10!

Once these surprise packs are gone, they’re gone! So if you want to gamble on which delicious little bi***es you’re taking home… come get one! 😂❤️

📩 Message me to claim your surprise pack! Pick Up Only!

08/08/2026

🚨 BURLINGTON… WE’RE BRINGING THE BITCHY TARTS! 🚨🥧😈

Tomorrow, Saturday, August 8th, Butter Me Bitchy will be in Burlington from 10 AM–4 PM OR until the butter tarts run out!

And guess what?! 👀

🔥 THREE BRAND-NEW FLAVOURS are making their debut!

🥓🖕 Sweet Heat, Bitch
Maple, smoky bacon & a kick of jalapeño. Sweet. Salty. Spicy. Sassy.

🍒😈 Sin & Cherries
Rich chocolate meets juicy cherries in one seriously sinful bite.

🖕🍂 Cinna-You-Didn’t
Warm, buttery cinnamon goodness that’ll have you saying, “Ohhh… you did.” 😂

And YES… we’re bringing all your favourite Butter Me Bitchy flavours too! 🥧❤️

📍 Art Gallery of Burlington
⏰ 10 AM–4 PM — or until we sell out!

Come grab your tarts, try the new flavours, and tell us which one is your favourite!

Because let’s be honest…

You probably Cinna-You-Didn’t think you needed more butter tarts. But here we are. 😂🖕

08/05/2026

🎉 Burlington... I'm coming for you! 🧈🥧

This Saturday, August 8, Butter Me Bytchy Home Bakery will be at the Burlington Ultimate Artisan Food Market at the Art Gallery of Burlington from 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM!

I'll be bringing my homemade butter tarts made with my signature all-butter shortbread crust and plenty of amazing flavours—including the classics and some fan favourites! ❤️

If you've been wanting to see what all the buzz is about, this is the perfect chance to stop by, say hi, and grab a box before your favourites disappear!

There will also be an incredible lineup of local artisans, baked goods, gourmet foods, hot sauces, gluten-free treats, and so much more. Come hungry!

📍 Art Gallery of Burlington
📅 Saturday, August 8
🕙 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM
🎟️ FREE Admission

Who's coming to see me? Let me know in the comments—and tell me which butter tart flavour you're hoping to take home! 🥧💛

07/25/2026

What an incredible day at the Goderich Farmers' Market! ❤️

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who stopped by Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery today. Whether you bought a dozen, grabbed a single tart, or just stopped to chat, I appreciate every one of you.

Because of your amazing support, I went home with just 6 butter tarts! 🤯🍁 I truly can't thank this community enough for supporting my small business and helping me do what I love.

See you all at the next market! 💛🥧

07/23/2026

07/22/2026

🎉 I'll be at the Goderich Farmers Market this Saturday, July 25! 🩷

Stop by and treat yourself to some homemade butter tarts from Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery! Whether you're a fan of the Classic OG or want to try one of my delicious specialty flavours, I've got something to satisfy your sweet tooth.

🥧 Made with real butter🥧 No lard or shortening🥧 Homemade with love (and a little attitude 😉)

📍 Goderich Farmers Market📅 Saturday, July 25⏰ 8:00 AM – 1:00 PM (or until sold out!)

Come say hi, support local, and grab your favourites before they're gone! I can't wait to see you there! ❤️