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Butter Me Bytchy Home Bakery Life's too short for boring butter tarts. 🧈 Fresh from scratch, loaded with flavour, and baked with attitude.
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Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery—where every bite is worth getting a little bitchy over. At Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery, butter tarts are our sweet obsession, and we’ve perfected the art of crafting the most irresistible, gooey, and buttery treats. But we’re not just about tarts — we bake up a full range of decadent delights, from cookies that melt in your mouth to cupcakes that bring a smile to every bite. And for those who crave something warm and comforting, we also offer freshly baked bread that’s soft, fragrant, and simply divine. Each butter tart, cookie, cupcake, and loaf is made fresh to order, because we believe that great things (and great treats) take time. We use only the finest ingredients and a sprinkle of sass to create indulgent desserts that are worth the wait. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for the perfect dessert for a celebration, Butter Me Bitchy is here to serve up the ultimate in buttery perfection, delicious cookies, dreamy cupcakes, and comforting breads — all made with love.

Surprise, witches! We managed to squeeze in one more spooky-good stop this season, and it's totally last-minute! Catch ...
10/14/2026

Surprise, witches! We managed to squeeze in one more spooky-good stop this season, and it's totally last-minute!

Catch Butter Me Bitchy at the 4th Annual Witches Dance in Owen Sound this Sunday, October 18th, from 12 PM to 4 PM at the Harrison Park Community Centre! 🧙‍♀️✨

We’ll be stocked and ready with all your favorite wickedly good butter tarts to satisfy your sweet tooth while you check out the artisan booths, tarot readings, and flash mob dances in support of the Women & Youth Crisis Centre Grey Bruce.

When: Sunday, October 18, 2026, from 12 PM to 4 PM
Where: Harrison Park Community Centre, Owen Sound

Pricing: $4 each, 4 for $15, or 6 for $20

Grab your broomsticks, fly on over, and let's get into some delicious trouble! 🧹🍂

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THANKSGIVING IS OVER!Time to think about CHRISTMAS!!! HOLIDAY PRE-ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN!✨🎄Tired of stressing over d...
10/12/2026

THANKSGIVING IS OVER!

Time to think about CHRISTMAS!!!

HOLIDAY PRE-ORDERS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN!✨🎄

Tired of stressing over dessert for your holiday parties, office gatherings, or family get-togethers? Butter Me Bitchy has you covered with our decadent, scratch-made Christmas Square Platters! Every single order comes beautifully arranged on a holiday platter or packaged and wrapped to perfection—ready to gift or set straight on the dessert table.

Check out our full lineup of 13 scratch-made holiday squares baked fresh in full half-sheet pans:

THE MENU:
Peppermint Whiteout (White chocolate peppermint blondies)

M&M Be Trippin' (M&M bars)

Biscoffed & Bothered (Biscoff brownie bars)

Debbie Does Lemon (Little Debbie–style lemon cakes)

Pop My Cherry (Cherry coconut bars)

Date Me (Date squares)

Naughty Nanaimo (Nanaimo bars)

Confetti Commotion (Chocolate peanut butter confetti squares)

Berry White (Cranberry white chocolate blondies)

Fudging Fantastic (Chocolate fudge brownies)

Snowball Effect (Avalanche squares)

Marble-ous (Marble sugar cookie bars)

Rudolph's Revenge (Reindeer squares)

Choose your platter tier:

🎁 Tier 1: The "Behave Yourself" Family Platter (5 varieties, ~40 bites) — $60

🦌 Tier 2: The "Sleigh All Day" Executive Spread (7 premium varieties, ~60 bites) — $90

🎀 Tier 3: The "Stocking Stuffer" Box (3–4 varieties, ~15 bites) — $25

🚨 Limited quantities available to ensure bakery-fresh quality!

The crust fix WORKED and Cinna-moan stole the show? That's a hell of a Saturday. The 30-seconds-and-a-fork tip is gold, ...
10/11/2026

The crust fix WORKED and Cinna-moan stole the show? That's a hell of a Saturday. The 30-seconds-and-a-fork tip is gold, by the way — I'm keeping that one.

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KINCARDINE — that's a wrap 💕

Cinna-moan stole the whole damn show. If you took one home: 30 seconds in the microwave, eat it with a fork. Trust me.

Fudge Around and Find Out made its debut, the wind tried to take my tent to Oz, and you beautiful gremlins still showed up hungry. Thank you. 💋

Next stop: Paris Butter Tart Festival, Oct 24–25. Come get your tarts.

"The only regret was buying only one." Say it louder for the people in the back! We launched our Cinna-Moan cinnamon bu...
10/10/2026

"The only regret was buying only one." Say it louder for the people in the back!

We launched our Cinna-Moan cinnamon bun butter tart today, and this glowing review has us floating on air (and holding on for dear life against this wind out at the Kincardine Foodfest)!

Pro-tip from Julie: 30 seconds in the microwave, grab a fork, and prepare to question all your life choices up until this exact bite. 10/10 crust and zero regrets (except maybe not grabbing a 4-pack or a 6-pack)!

Come find us before they're gone—don't let FOMO win!

📍 Kincardine Foodfest (856 Queen St) until 6 PM!

10/10/2026

🚨🥧 KINCARDINE, WE HAVE A BUTTER TART EMERGENCY! 🥧🚨

Holy butter and bad decisions! 😈😂 I'm already running LOW on my pecan and raisin butter tarts!

If you were planning on strolling over later to grab your favourites, you might wanna rethink that plan! 👀 Once they're gone, they're GONE, and I'm fresh out of magic to make more appear! 🤣

📍 Come see me at Kincardine Foodfest
🕚 Here until 6 PM (or until I sell out!)

Don't be the person who shows up late and cries over an empty tart tray! 😂🥧❤️

RUN, DON'T WALK, YOU BEAUTIFUL TART LOVERS! 😘🔥

10/10/2026

🔥😈 KINCARDINE, WE’RE SET UP AND READY TO GET TARTY! 😈🔥

Butter Me Bitchy has officially landed at Kincardine Foodfest! 🥧❤️

We’re here slinging buttery goodness, tempting your taste buds, and serving up all kinds of delicious trouble! 😏

📍 856 Queen Street, Kincardine
⏰ 11 AM–6 PM or until we sell out!

Come get your hands on some of our mouthwatering butter tarts before they’re gone! Don’t come crying to me later when your favourite is sold out! 🤣

Bring your friends, bring your sweet tooth, and bring your stretchy pants!

BUTTER TARTS FIRST. REGRETS NEVER. 💋🥧

🔥🥧 THIS WEEK’S FLAVOURS ARE HERE, BI***ES! 🥧🔥OH MY TART! 😈 Some old favourites and some deliciously naughty troublemaker...
10/09/2026

🔥🥧 THIS WEEK’S FLAVOURS ARE HERE, BI***ES! 🥧🔥

OH MY TART! 😈 Some old favourites and some deliciously naughty troublemakers are hitting the lineup!

🥧 Ba****ck – Plain
🥧 Pecans of Anarchy – Pecan
🥧 Raisin Hell – Raisin
🥥 Coco-Naughty – Coconut
💕 Hot and Berry Bothered – Raspberry Coconut
🍯 Bee Naughty – Honey
🔥🍯 Hot Honey H***y – Hot Honey
🌰 Nuttier Than Squirrel S**t – Walnut
🍫 Fudge Around & Find Out – Brownie
🌀 Cinna-Moan – Cinnamon Bun
🍪 Biscoff Me Baby – Biscoff
🍫 Spreadable & Questionable – Nutella
🥜🍫 Peanut Butter B***y Call – Peanut Butter Chocolate
🔥🍫 S’moregasm – S’more

Sweet, gooey, buttery, and just the right amount of inappropriate! 🤣

⚠️ WARNING: These tarts may cause moaning, repeat visits, and absolutely ZERO willpower!

So, tell me, which one are you craving? 👀👇

❤️ Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery
Life’s too short for boring butter tarts! 😈🥧

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Goderich, ON

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+12268689468

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