Hells Kitchen Melville

05/09/2023

We are an Irish gang from London, settled in the leafy South African parks. Who should we support during the rugby world cup🤷
It's going to be one hell of a fight 😁

(our drunk uncle that went to private school🤭) are transforming their parking area into a rugby beer garden utopia, don't miss out on the festival vibe right here in the middle of the city sponsored by

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24/05/2023

Yes we know the wait for Hells Kitchen has been longer than expected.
But in the meantime check out in Parkhurst 🖤

We look all fancy🧐 like Thomas Shelby personally chiseled our bar
And we dress like adults now 🙁 but we all miss a good boogy on the dance floor. 🕺
From the endless pestering of our regular customers 😜(you know who you are)we finally have them on decks
It's been cold but our dance moves are on FIRE😳🤭🤣
Come in for dinner (our food is 😚 chefs kiss 💋 )
but stay for the DJ's and our Bains whiskey sours. 😉

This Friday 26 May
Book a table on 069 839 5256

09/03/2023

While we are busy relocating Hells kitchen. Join us at our parkhurst venue(The Forty Thieves) for Saint Paddy's Day. 🍀

Lucky for you guys, the Forty Thieves is an Irish bar and has no choice but to celebrate St. Paddy's! Some might say that's the luck of the Irish 😉
On Friday the 17th March, we are turning our parking lot into a beer garden.
With all your favourites: Beer, beer, beer.... oh and more beer! ☺️

Food and drink specials, live Irish dancers, music, and a 6 course meal (5 pints and 1 potato)😉

Book a table on 069 839 5256
(we have limited space) 🍀

The original Rock n Roll Bar and Grill in Johannesburg.
Home of the original Hellfire Cinnamon Whiskey and Mother's Ruin Gin.
Join us 7 days a week in bohemian Melville.
Dinner, drinks, friends, and some epic rock music.

23/02/2023

Let's make our last week in melville count.

Friday night 👉 .band and

Saturday night 👉

22/02/2023

The last week in Melville 😳

Friday night 👉band and

Saturday night 👉


It's time to say goodbye 👋
DM us or Comment on this post with your favourite hells kitchen memory. 🫶

21/02/2023

The End is Nigh!

Our final weekend in Melville is almost upon us and we're breaking out the big guns for a stylish send off to celebrate the last 8 and a half years with you, our amazing patrons, friends and family!

Friday starts off with HK stalwarts and entertainment savants 4am! Are they hooomans or are they chancers? Real band or 4 standup comedians who happen to know how to shred?
Imagine the weirdly good looking love child of Brooklyn 99 and Blink 182...
Cirque du SoBAE!

Come jump around and revel in the silliness before secondquosins take us into the night with all the dancefloor bangers that might just do you a nuisance!

If that wasn't enough, Saturday promises to be just as footloose and fancy free, Desmond and the Tutus will be rounding out our live performances for this humble little stage that has seen so much magic over the years!

No bookings and no Entrance Fee!
Get here early peeps, its going to be a banger of a weekend!
Loves!

21/02/2023

Everything must go Friday. 😱
Basically we need all you mothertruckers to empty our bar😁.

because....

1.
We are lazy and we don't want to carry the stock.
2.
All the packing boxes have been filled with your names and dignity. (We swept them off the floor and kept them safe for you guys 😉)
3.
Sunday is moving day 🙊

This Friday we have 4am gracing our stage with their epic dance moves and the DJ duo everyone loves second quosins.

Who wants a dance off between the 4am boys and our customers? Who will win? Second quosins will decide.😉
. go

20/02/2023

It has arrived. Our last week in Melville 😱
On Saturday the 25th February we say goodbye to the street we have called home for 8 years.

With 🔥sending us off into the night.

We do not take bookings nor do we charge entrance.
Get in early or watch from the street 😉

18/02/2023

FREE SHOW --- ShortStraw --- Sat 18th Feb

Its our penultimate weekend in the pensive streets of Melville!
Join us for a free, fun jump around with Jhb royalty Shortstraw!

The new venue is coming along nicely, and before you ask in the comments where we are moving to, please know, its not too far, we've got you covered, its gonna be the berries!

We will announce closer to the time so just keep your eyes on our social pages.

See you soon for Farewell Fun!

No bookings on Saturday so get there early...

17/02/2023

Thanks for the memories Melville
Tonight on decks 👉 .steyn
Come party with us this weekend 😁 our second last weekend in Melville 😱

17/02/2023

Blessed be the memories!

17/02/2023