Fix Me Coffee

Fix Me Coffee Life's broken. Coffee helps ☕️
When life gives you lemons, we give you coffee. Swing by for your fix!

08/04/2026

The First.Fix Me Friday Breakfasts Business Talk is here.
Come Get Your Coffee, Networking and Breakfast Fix all at the same time.

24 April 2026 | 258B Jean Ave. Die Hoewes, Centurion, 0163
Call or WhatsApp for more info: 071 885 3812

FIX ME FRIDAY’S
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08/10/2025

It's Wednesday. Your motivation just called in sick, and your internal monologue is stuck on a loop of elevator music. The week's still a mountain, and you're halfway up with a sprained ankle.

We know exactly what that feels like. And while we can't send a rescue helicopter, we can offer you a tangible, aromatic, and deeply satisfying reason to push through. This isn't just coffee; it's a strategic intervention. A mid-week mental reset button.

Forget the screens, the spreadsheets, and the sudden urge to nap under your desk. The real world smells like freshly ground beans and tastes like pure progress.

Come and get your operational overhaul. Your focus depends on it.

The braai smoke has cleared and is officially a memory. The only thing lingering? That unmistakable feeling of month-e...
26/09/2025

The braai smoke has cleared and is officially a memory. The only thing lingering? That unmistakable feeling of month-end.

Well, we've got some good news for your budget. You loved the deal so much, we're extending the mania!

𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗢 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗗! Now until October 3rd, 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 any sarmie with your coffee order.

It’s time to trade the leftover boerie and potato salad for a proper lunch. Your wallet-friendly fix is here.

It's month-end. Your bank balance is starting to look like a heritage site: historically significant, but mostly empty.Y...
21/09/2025

It's month-end. Your bank balance is starting to look like a heritage site: historically significant, but mostly empty.

You need to save your rondelas for the braai, but you still need to eat until payday. It's a national crisis.

Don't worry, we've fixed your lunch budget.

From September 22nd - 30th, order any coffee and get 50% OFF any one of our delicious sarmies!

We'll handle your meals. You focus on not burning the chops. Consider it our cultural contribution. Lekker 🇿🇦

Your patriotic, budget-friendly fix is waiting.

It's almost hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement (please don't try it, the mess is not worth it). The sky is a relen...
18/09/2025

It's almost hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement (please don't try it, the mess is not worth it).

The sky is a relentless blue, and everyone's doing the "rain dance" with varying degrees of desperation. We can't make it rain, no matter how many times we wash our cars or complain about the dust.

What we can do is provide immediate, ice-cold relief. Our iced coffees are basically liquid air conditioning for your soul. Come beat the dry heat – your fix is waiting.

17/09/2025

Another hour lost to the doomscroll? Mentally drafting a reply to a keyboard warrior who thinks the earth is flat? We get it.

We can't fix the algorithm that feeds you outrage, and we certainly won't win that argument in the comments for you...but we can offer a compelling reason to look up from the screen. It's called a real, tangible, soul-fixing cup of coffee. The real world smells better anyway (it smells like coffee). Your fix is waiting.

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258B Jean Avenue, Die Hoewes
Centurion
0163

Opening Hours

Monday 07:00 - 16:00
Tuesday 07:00 - 16:00
Wednesday 07:00 - 16:00
Thursday 07:00 - 16:00
Friday 07:00 - 16:00
Saturday 08:00 - 12:00

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