The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot A true Inner City haven, The Village Idiot is a vintage Neighbourhood Bar & Restaurant that enthusiastically embraces South African braai culture.

A inner city neighborhood Restaurant and Bar.

Wild weekend starts right here ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‹๐ŸผCome be the main oke with our Friday feels discounted bottle service packages ๐Ÿพ Weโ€™ll ...
09/10/2026

Wild weekend starts right here ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ

Come be the main oke with our Friday feels discounted bottle service packages ๐Ÿพ

Weโ€™ll also keep you well fed โฌ‡๏ธ

Friday - Order any platter & score a free bottle of bubbly or a frozen jug of margarita ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ

Saturday - Rib & wing combo R250 ๐Ÿ—

Double double specials 6-9PM ๐Ÿ’‹

See ya later alligator ๐ŸŠ

Stage Is Set , Midweek Stress is Reset โœจThursdays Are For Big Vocals and Even Bigger Deals! ๐Ÿ˜‰Grab a Seat For Our 3-Cours...
08/10/2026

Stage Is Set , Midweek Stress is Reset โœจ

Thursdays Are For Big Vocals and Even Bigger Deals! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Grab a Seat For Our 3-Course Dinner For Just R250 (Select Menu), and Stick Around For Karaoke Night To Sing Your Heart Out ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

We Love a Lekker Kuier So Much , We Offer Birthday Celebrations ๐Ÿฅณ

Gather Your Crowd and Let Us Spoil You!

Book a Table of 6 or More During Your Birthday Week and Receive โฌ‡๏ธ

๐Ÿฅ‚ A FREE Bottle of Bubbly
๐ŸŽˆ Birthday Balloon Setup
๐Ÿ’ธ 25% OFF Your Total Bill
๐Ÿ“Œ Advance Bookings Only

Valid Wedโ€“Sat During Your Birthday Week With a Valid ID. Excludes Existing Specials / Discounts & Bottle Service. T&Cs apply.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘ป WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEโ€ฆ ITโ€™S ABOUT TO GET SPOOKY. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸฆSPOOKY SAFARI AT THE VILLAGE IDIOT is coming for Halloween, and LI...
07/10/2026

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘ป WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEโ€ฆ ITโ€™S ABOUT TO GET SPOOKY. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฆ

SPOOKY SAFARI AT THE VILLAGE IDIOT is coming for Halloween, and LIMITED PHASE 1 TICKETS ARE NOW LIVE! ๐ŸŽƒ

Expect a wild night with:

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๐Ÿ”ฅ KGW
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๐Ÿ’„ FREE HALLOWEEN MAKE-UP for early arrivals
๐Ÿฌ TRICKS & TREATS
๐Ÿ‘ป PRIORITY ENTRY IN COSTUME

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ PHASE 1: R50
Available exclusively via . Limited tickets, so donโ€™t sleep on this one.

๐Ÿพ BOOTH BOOKINGS: R50 tickets with dinner or bottle service bookings via Dineplan.

Costume up. Bring your pack. The safari starts here. ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒด

Midweek Madness With Soul Shaker Wednesdays โšก๏ธBring Your Tjommies , Bring The Good Vibes and Donโ€™t Forget Your Dancing S...
06/10/2026

Midweek Madness With Soul Shaker Wednesdays โšก๏ธ

Bring Your Tjommies , Bring The Good Vibes and Donโ€™t Forget Your Dancing Shoes ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

Double The Trouble , Double The Pour! ๐Ÿธ

Weโ€™re Serving Up Double Double Drink Specials from 6-9PM โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

The Only Beef Allowed In This House On Wednesday Is Our Banging Burger Specials ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ” Burger + Dop R140
๐ŸŸ 3 Sliders + Jug R230

Be There Or Be Square ๐ŸฅŠ

Weโ€™ve Been Busy Behind The Scenesโ€ฆ And By โ€œBusyโ€, We Mean Coming Up With More Reasons For You To End Up  โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅNew Week. N...
05/10/2026

Weโ€™ve Been Busy Behind The Scenesโ€ฆ And By โ€œBusyโ€, We Mean Coming Up With More Reasons For You To End Up โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

New Week. New Specials. Letโ€™s Get Into It.

Ladies FREE Entrance On Fridays Until 11PM For OCTOBER Via Xceed ๐Ÿ’‹

Double Double ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Wed - Sat | 6-9PM
( Excluding first Thursday )
๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ 2 x Olmeca Tequilas R70
๐Ÿป 2 x Village B**rs R90
๐Ÿถ 2 x House Double & Mix R95
๐Ÿฅƒ 2 x House Double & Red Bull R115
โ„๏ธ 2 x Frozen Cocktails R110
๐Ÿธ 2 x Pornstar Martinis R160

Wednesday | Afro House Night โšก๏ธ
๐Ÿ” Burger + Dop R140 | 3 Sliders + Jug R230
๐ŸŽต Dylan Munro | Mia Liโ€™EL | Julio Palermo B2B RAF Not Simmons | Bonaffi | Secco Akitam
๐Ÿฅƒ Specials all Night
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ R100 From 10PM

Thursday | Idiots Unplugged ๐Ÿ’
( Karaoke 9-11PM)
๐Ÿฉ 3 Course R250 ( Starter , Main , Dessert )
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Badjer | Mzu | Gary Night
๐Ÿงƒ Free Shooter for Singers
๐Ÿป R500 Liquid Allowance For the Singstar
๐Ÿ’ต R100 From 10PM

Wild Weekend | Friday โ˜€๏ธ
๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Order Any Platter & Get a Bottle of Bubbly OR a Jug of Frozen Margarita
๐ŸŽง Midnight | Just Malcolm | Eden
๐Ÿพ Friday Feels Bottle Specials
๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies MAHALA Until 11pm Via Xceed
๐Ÿ’ฐ R100 From 10PM

Wild Weekend | Saturday ๐Ÿš€
๐Ÿ— Rib & Wing Combo R250
๐Ÿ”Š Alley | KGW | Oliver Baptiste
๐Ÿ’ธ R100 From 10PM

Birthday Bookings ๐ŸŽ‚
Book a Table of 6 Or More & Receive :
โšก๏ธ 25% Off Your Total Bill
๐Ÿพ Bottle Of Bubbly
๐ŸŽˆ Balloon Setup
Advance Bookings Only. T&Cโ€™s Apply.

Table & Bottle Service Reservations Available Now
Through ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ & Guest List Available Now Via ๐ŸŽซ

Oskar checked the weather and has officially declared it slushie season ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’Weโ€™ve got some Banginโ€™ Bar Bargains โฌ‡๏ธ โญ๏ธ Doub...
02/10/2026

Oskar checked the weather and has officially declared it slushie season ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’

Weโ€™ve got some Banginโ€™ Bar Bargains โฌ‡๏ธ

โญ๏ธ Double Double Happy Hours โญ๏ธ
Wed - Sat | 6-9PM
( Excluding first Thursday )
๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ 2 x Olmeca Tequilas R70
๐Ÿป 2 x Village B**rs R90
๐Ÿงƒ 2 x House Double & Mix R95
๐Ÿฅƒ 2 x House Double & Red Bull R115
๐ŸงŠ 2 x Frozen Cocktails R110
๐Ÿธ 2 x Pornstar Martinis R160

Wild Friday โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐ŸŸ Order Any Party Platter & Get a Free Frozen Jug Or
Bottle Of Bubbly
๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies MAHALA until 11pm via xceed
โšก๏ธ R100 From 10PM

Wild Saturday โšก๏ธ
๐Ÿฅ“ Order a Grill & Get a Free Dessert + Dop
๐Ÿ’ฐ R100 From 10PM

Sunday Sunset sessions with โ˜€๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฆ 4:00 PM until Late
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets R100 available through Airdosh

Good luck, champions ๐Ÿซก

Friday Feels has just landed at Village ๐Ÿ””Because Fridays are for good vibes, bad decisions & bottles on the table ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸพCh...
01/10/2026

Friday Feels has just landed at Village ๐Ÿ””

Because Fridays are for good vibes, bad decisions & bottles on the table ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿพ

Choose your fighter:

๐Ÿฅ‚ KICK OFF - R1 300
1 Bottle + 2 Village B**r Jugs OR 2 Margarita Jugs

๐Ÿ”ฅ BIG SHOT - R1 250
1 Bottle + 12 Shots

๐Ÿ’‹ BAD DECISIONS - R1 550
1 Bottle + 6 Pornstar Martinis

๐Ÿš€ FULL SEND - R2 500
2 Bottles + 6 Pornstar Martinis + 12 Shots

And because we believe in commitment issuesโ€ฆ UPGRADES ARE AVAILABLE ๐Ÿ‘€

Friday feels. Village style.
Tag the crew, pick your poison & book your table ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฅ

T&Cโ€™s Apply.

30/09/2026

Tomorrow is First Thursday. There will be drinks , There will be karaoke ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿธ๐ŸŽค

There will also be people discovering that their shower audience was significantly more forgiving ๐Ÿซช๐Ÿซต

No auditions. No judgement. Just pick a song and send it ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿงฏ

R100 Entry Fee ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ

Wednesday has entered the chat and sheโ€™s brought Soul Shaker ๐Ÿช‡Come through, grab a drink, order something lekker and let...
29/09/2026

Wednesday has entered the chat and sheโ€™s brought Soul Shaker ๐Ÿช‡

Come through, grab a drink, order something lekker and let the rest of the week worry about itself ๐Ÿป

๐Ÿธ Double Double Specials 6-9 PM
๐Ÿ• Order any pizza & get a free frozen cocktail
๐Ÿ’ฐ R80 from 10 PM

See you ๐Ÿ›–

Table & Bottle Service Reservations Available now through ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ
Guest list Available now via
๐ŸŽซ

The sunโ€™s out, the week is young and weโ€™ve got a few things up our sleeve ๐Ÿ‘€โ˜€๏ธHere is your lineup at the local watering h...
28/09/2026

The sunโ€™s out, the week is young and weโ€™ve got a few things up our sleeve ๐Ÿ‘€โ˜€๏ธ

Here is your lineup at the local watering hole ๐Ÿธ

Ladies FREE entrance on Fridays until 11PM for OCTOBER via xceed ๐Ÿ’„

Wednesday | Afro House Night ๐Ÿช˜
๐Ÿ• Order any Pizza & Get a Free Frozen Cocktail
๐Ÿฅƒ Specials all Night
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ R80from 10PM

First Thursday |Idiots Unplugged ๐ŸŽต
๐ŸŽค Karaoke 9-11PM
๐Ÿ”50% Off Baskets All Night Long
๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉFree Shooter for the mic drops
๐ŸปR500 Liquid Allowance For the Best Performance
๐Ÿ’ตR100 from 10PM

Friday ๐Ÿ…
๐ŸŸ Order Any Party Platter & Get a Free Frozen Jug Or
Bottle Of Bubbly
๐Ÿธ Happy Hours 6-9PM
๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies MAHALA until 11pm via xceed
๐ŸชŽ R100From 10PM

Saturday ๐Ÿฆ…
๐Ÿฅ“Order a Grill & Get a Free Dessert + Dop
๐ŸฅƒHappy Hours 6-9PM
๐Ÿ’ฐR100 From 10PM

Sunday Stve Sunsets ๐ŸŒ…
๐Ÿพ Sunday sunset session into the night
โญ๏ธ Doors open 4PM
โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Tickets available through Airdosh

Table & Bottle Service Reservations Available
through ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ & Guest list Available via ๐ŸŽซ

Still recovering from that one ๐Ÿงƒ๐ŸŸWhat a week ! ๐ŸŒผBig crowds, big laughs, big vibes and a whole lot of lekker people makin...
27/09/2026

Still recovering from that one ๐Ÿงƒ๐ŸŸ

What a week ! ๐ŸŒผ

Big crowds, big laughs, big vibes and a whole lot of lekker people making Heritage Day and the weekend one to remember ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆโค๏ธ

Thanks for showing up and making the jol what it was โญ๏ธ

Village Idiot loves you lot ๐Ÿซถ

Until next weekโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜

Address

32 Loop Street
Cape Town
8000

Opening Hours

Wednesday 18:00 - 03:00
Thursday 18:00 - 03:00
Friday 18:00 - 04:00
Saturday 18:00 - 04:00

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