Ekhonteineni

Ekhonteineni Your one stop fast food outlet.

We aim to bring you all sorts of ikasi favourites when it comes to fast foods, with the highest quality an service based in Khayelitsha, Cape Town.

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11/09/2022

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Morning guys. Working from home can be very challenging due to a lot of things however thina eKhonteineni we can remove ...
08/09/2021

Morning guys. Working from home can be very challenging due to a lot of things however thina eKhonteineni we can remove one of those challenges😍.

You can place your order and thina our job is to make sure nge lunch yakho usorted.

For orders and further information contact the following numbers
0726162553
0670697445

Order : 0617450734 whatsapp or Calls The Great Gatsby Etiquette1. Keep the time between purchase and consumption of the ...
19/08/2021

Order : 0617450734 whatsapp or Calls

The Great Gatsby Etiquette

1. Keep the time between purchase and consumption of the Gatsby as short as possible. Cold chips are no one's friend.

2. Cut the Gatsby into a maximum of four pieces. Anything smaller is a gross injustice to the Gatsby because there's no way you'll be filled by a fifth or less.

3. Any chip falling from any given piece of the Gatsby is considered fair game. The ruling on this is final.

4. When separating the Gatsby, note the point of division: practice absolute precision here to avoid taking the bottom roll of the next person's piece. Ask for assistance if necessary.

5. You must finish your share. Besides it being a terrible waste, you'll be scorned by the Gatsby Fraternity for all time for being vesin.

6. Grip is critical. Cup your piece in your hand so that loose bits have nowhere to fall except back into your hands. Avoid the scenario described in Point 3.

7. Never, ever leave the Gatsby unattended.It will "walk away"

8. It's best to accompany the Gatsby with a beverage, ie Jive, Frulati or Cabana. Hearty burping guarantees relief.

9. Observe relative silence when consuming the Gatsby. No one likes to talk and eat at the same time. See Point 1 regarding cold chips.

10. Always wash hands with soap and water at the conclusion to avoid getting a spicy finger in the eye, a condition commonly known as "Gatsby Eye". The only cure is self-induced crying. No one wants to see that, so just make the trip and wash your damn hands.

11. The bra that contributes the least towards the gatsby gets the smallest piece...

12. The Gatsby is not supposed to be eaten out of a plate, so make sure you ask the BB.Sc (Bra Behind Shop Counter) to doublewrap the Gatsby to ensure enough paper for everyone.

13. Avoid eye contact with anyone not eating the Gatsby for fear of them asking for a stukkie or shouting "kap 'n baat".Alternatively turn the music volume up in your car.

14. When sipping on the Frulati, make sure you only have 2 sips then pass... anyone attempting more than 2 sips forfeit the next round.NO BACKWASH!!!

15. Nothing on the Gatsby is to be wasted (refer point 5), that includes any salads or sauces still remaining in the paper...

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18/05/2021

We are grateful for the support u are giving us bantu base Khayelitsha especially Mandela Park 🙏. Thank you for for owning this space indeed it is your place🙌.

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Cold weather in Cape Town. Khayelitsha people you are safe. EKhonteineni we are at your service and we are a phone call ...
15/05/2021

Cold weather in Cape Town. Khayelitsha people you are safe. EKhonteineni we are at your service and we are a phone call away from you and your bed.

Order numbers

072 616 2453
061 745 0734

Amagwinya :Russian = R10Burger = R15Liver = R15Mince = R15Chips =R15Full house = R20Steak = R25 with chips - R35
15/05/2021

Amagwinya :

Russian = R10

Burger = R15

Liver = R15

Mince = R15

Chips =R15

Full house = R20

Steak = R25 with chips - R35

Gatsby available :Chips = R40Polony = R45Russian = R50Steak = R60Chicken Mayo = R 70Whatsapp or calls = 0617450734
15/05/2021

Gatsby available :

Chips = R40

Polony = R45

Russian = R50

Steak = R60

Chicken Mayo = R 70

Whatsapp or calls = 0617450734

Wings and chips available:Chips = Small (R15) Medium = R35 & Large = R45Wings R8 eachOrder : 0617450734
15/05/2021

Wings and chips available:

Chips = Small (R15) Medium = R35 & Large = R45

Wings R8 each

Order : 0617450734

Address

Joe Modise Crescent, Mandela Park
Cape Town
7784

Telephone

+27 68 589 9376

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