09/30/2026
ITS ABOUT THAT TIME! My, how the time does fly by... Summer is over...😭😭 So while the powers that be start to thaw Mariah Carey from her Christmas carbonite tomb; CHURNED STAYS FRIGID, BITCH!!!
So stay icy with us this holiday season with the OG Ice Cream Advent Calendar - 24 Days of Churnmas ( thank you ).
Don't know what the hell we're talking about? We're talking 24 days, 24 different custom flavors, 4oz each, made fresh by the dork in the first picture. Last year we hit you with some really WILD flavors. Some of you would have rathered coal in your stockings...so we decided that we will be nice instead of naughty this year. We're bringing 12 classic holiday flavors as well as 12 flavors inspired by each month of the year. Please understand that we aren't buying mass produced ice cream, we are thoughtfully curating this calendar for you. These take a lot of time to put together, so if you are purchasing a calendar 1. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts and 2. Please adhere to the pick up time you select.
Now, if you aren't signed up for our Hotplate Storefront - WHY THE HELL NOT?? (😐😐 judging you...). Orders go LIVE Oct 1st at midnight. We only have a limited amount of calendars so sn**ch yours up fast!
Mmmkayyy luv you biiiii!!
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