10/09/2026
GUESS WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE WHOP TONIGHT?!
We woke up this morning and chose maximum happiness (and absolutely zero nutritional value).
After a brief and deeply traumatic return to Prohibition, B**R IS OFFICIALLY BACK AT THE WHOP!
And because apparently getting our liquor license wasn’t enough excitement for one day…
WE’RE ALSO SERVING FRIED OREOS TONIGHT!
That’s right. Cold b**r. Hot fried Oreos. Pizza. Absolutely no vegetables required.
Is this a balanced meal? No.
Is this what our ancestors fought for? Probably.
Are we qualified to give nutritional advice? Absolutely not.
Come celebrate with us tonight! We have b**r to serve, Oreos to fry, and a liquor license that we have hanging like a college diploma.
It’s Friday. Your diet can mind its own business.
See you at the WHOP! ❤️🍕
