09/29/2026
⚖️🍔 **COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.**
And this week's burger has been found **GUILTY… of being ridiculously good.** 😂
👨⚖️ **THE SMASH JUDGE BURGER** 👨⚖️
🍔 Juicy smashed burger
🧀 Melty cheese
🧅 Sweet caramelized onions
🥒 Pickles
🤫 Burger sauce
🥖 Toasted brioche roll
**THE CHARGES:**
Count 1️⃣ — Excessive cheesiness.
Count 2️⃣ — Dangerous levels of deliciousness.
Count 3️⃣ — Making you forget you had dinner plans at home.
Count 4️⃣ — Stealing your friend's fries.
**THE VERDICT?**
GUILTY. 🍔🔨
And the sentence is…
💥 **IN-HOUSE ONLY!**
🍔🍟 **ANY BURGER & FRIES — $7.99!**
Get the Smash Judge, your favorite burger, or create your own masterpiece.
**ANY BURGER. ANY WAY. $7.99 WITH FRIES.**
🚭 Non-smoking
👨👩👧 Kids welcome before 11 PM
🍽️ Full menu until midnight
🍹 Drinks until 2 AM
🍺 $2.50 Ultra Drafts
💣 $4 Cherry Bombs
Court is adjourned.
**Your only remaining decision is whether you're ordering one or two.** 😂⚖️🍔
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