When Pigs Fly!

08/27/2026

🚨 Apparently we have OPINIONS about BBQ. 🚨

We asked the professionals for our 3 BBQ NON-NEGOTIABLES… and, well, some things around here are simply not up for discussion. 😂🐷🔥

But now we want to hear from YOU.

👀 Watch the video and tell us:

Which one do you 100% AGREE with?
And which one has you saying “Absolutely not. Y’all have lost your minds.” 😂

We know Wichita has opinions about BBQ, so go ahead and let ‘em fly in the comments. 👇

And if you disagree with all three… just know Brian may take it personally. 🤣

🔥 BONUS QUESTION: What’s YOUR #1 BBQ non-negotiable?

Wrong answers are absolutely allowed. We could use the entertainment. 🍖😂

08/26/2026

🐾 HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY from When Pigs Fly! 🐾

Today we’re celebrating the two most underqualified, overpaid members of the When Pigs Fly family… Tater Tot & Ralphie. 😂🐶🐶

Our big ol’ Bullmastiff boys. ❤️

Tater Tot is the seasoned professional who occasionally pretends he has some sense… and Ralphie is his little brother who wakes up every morning and chooses VIOLENCE, CHAOS & POOR DECISIONS. 😂

Together, they specialize in:
🐾 WWE matches in the living room
🐾 Stealing each other’s toys
🐾 Acting like they haven’t eaten since 2007
🐾 Taking up approximately 94% of any available sleeping surface
🐾 Following Mom & Dad everywhere
🐾 Being incredibly cute immediately after doing something they absolutely KNOW they weren’t supposed to do

They are big. They are goofy. They are ornery. They are expensive. They are our little Chaos Coordinators™… and we wouldn’t trade them for anything. ❤️

There’s just something about coming home after a long day to two giant meatheads who act like you’ve returned from war when you were literally gone for 45 minutes. 😂

We are SO thankful for these boys and all the laughs, slobber, snuggles and absolute nonsense they bring into our lives.

NOW WE WANT TO SEE YOURS!! 👇🐶

It’s National Dog Day, which means the comment section officially belongs to the dogs.

📸 DROP A PICTURE OF YOUR PUP IN THE COMMENTS!
Bonus points for ridiculous names, questionable behavior, giant babies who think they’re lap dogs, or photographic evidence of crimes committed. 😂

We fully expect this to be the cutest comment section we’ve ever had. ❤️🐾

08/21/2026

🚨 ATTENTION, WICHITA PROCRASTINATORS.THIS IS YOUR INTERVENTION

On Tuesday, we told you the CHICKEN BOMBS WERE BACK.
We said THIS WEEK ONLY.
We said UNTIL SATURDAY.
And somehow, we already know exactly how this is going to go. 😂
Because apparently some of y’all hear “THIS WEEK ONLY” and translate that to:
"Cool, I’ll swing by sometime in September."

NO. 😂

The week is almost over, people.
We are NOT repeating the Great Chicken Bomb Crisis of last time, where for approximately SIX STRAIGHT WEEKS people wandered through our doors asking:

🥺 “When are you gonna have the Chicken Bombs again?”
And we had to look you directly in the eyes and say:
“……we literally just had them.”
Followed by disbelief.
Regret.
Bargaining.
Several people emotionally entering the five stages of grief right there at the counter.

SO THIS IS US TRYING TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE SELF. 🚨

🌶️ Pickled jalapeño stuffed inside chicken
🥓 Wrapped in bacon
🔥 Seasoned & smoked
🍍 Smothered in our house-made pineapple BBQ sauce
💥 Three Chicken Bombs + 2 sides for $14.99

AVAILABLE THROUGH SATURDAY 8/22.

After that?

THE BOMBS ARE GONE. 💣

Do not come strolling in here Tuesday asking where they went.
Do not act betrayed.
Do not tell us you “didn’t know.”
WE HAVE RECEIPTS. THIS POST IS THE RECEIPT. 😂

Tag your procrastinating friend now so we have witnesses.
And for the love of smoked chicken wrapped in bacon...

COME. GET. THE. BOMBS.

08/18/2026

🚨🐔 THEY’RE BAAAAAAACK. 🐔🚨

Yes. THOSE Chicken Bombs.

The special y’all ask us about approximately 47 times every time they’re NOT on the menu. 😂

🔥 Boneless, skinless chicken
🌶️ Stuffed with a pickled jalapeño
🥓 Wrapped in BACON because we have standards
💨 Seasoned & smoked
🍍 Then absolutely SMOTHERED in our house-made Pineapple BBQ Sauce

3 Chicken Bombs + 2 Sides = $14.99

And before anyone asks:

“Will you have them next week?”
NO.

“Can you save me some for Sunday?”
WE’RE CLOSED. ALSO NO.

“I was gonna come Saturday night but—”
STOP RIGHT THERE. WE KNOW HOW THIS STORY ENDS. 😂

Every. Single. Time. we bring Chicken Bombs back, y’all spend Tuesday through Friday tagging your friends, saying “OMG I NEED THESE,” and making elaborate plans to come get them.

Then Saturday rolls around and suddenly half of Wichita remembers at 7:43 PM that Chicken Bombs exist. 🤦‍♀️

🚨 THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL WARNING. 🚨

Do 👏 not 👏 procrastinate 👏 the 👏 bombs. 👏

They’re here THIS WEEK ONLY through Saturday 8/22 — or until y’all descend upon us like a pack of bacon-starved raccoons and wipe us out.

Come get your Chicken Bombs.

Because we are NOT accepting emotional support messages on Sunday when you realize you missed them again. 😂🐔💣

08/15/2026

08/12/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BBQ SWEATSHOP: 🚨

AFTER ALMOST THREE. SOLID. WEEKS. of working in a kitchen with no AC…

WE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING AGAIN. 🙌❄️😭

And frankly, none of us know how to act.

For the last three weeks, our kitchen has been approximately 14 degrees hotter than the surface of the sun. 🔥☀️ We’ve been smoking brisket, ribs, pork, AND APPARENTLY OURSELVES.

So if you’ve come in lately and thought…

“Wow. They seem a little grumpy today.”

WE WERE. 😂

Our brains were melting.
Our patience was evaporating.
Our deodorant was fighting for its LIFE.
And we were all getting increasingly pi**ed off watching Carter somehow find another reason to stand in the walk-in cooler for 37 minutes.

“Just grabbing something.”

SIR. YOU LIVE IN THERE NOW. MOVE OVER. 😑❄️

But yesterday, our AMAZING landlord came through and got us a BRAND NEW AC UNIT installed just in time for Mother Nature to look at Wichita this week and say:

🔥 “You know what? Let’s see if we can kill 'em.” 🔥

BUT NOT TODAY, SATAN.

THE AC IS WORKING.
THE KITCHEN IS COOLING DOWN.
CARTER HAS BEEN EVICTED FROM THE WALK-IN.
MORALE IS RISING.
AND THERE IS A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY THAT OUR STAFF MAY ACTUALLY SMILE AT YOU AGAIN. 😂🙌

We survived the Great Kitchen Heat Wave of 2026.

Barely.

So come see us this week. We’re cool, caffeinated, emotionally recovering, and back to smoking ONLY THE MEAT. 😎🔥🐷

08/11/2026

🔥🥵 WEEKLY SPECIAL: BRISKET BISCUITS 🥵🔥

It’s back-to-school week.
It’s approximately ONE MILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE.
Your kids already need 47 things they forgot to tell you about.
And absolutely NO ONE wants to cook dinner.

Including us.

Especially us.

Because our KITCHEN AC IS CURRENTLY BROKEN. 💀🔥

But apparently we took some sort of oath to serve the people of Wichita BBQ regardless of personal suffering, so HERE WE ARE. 😂

Introducing the glorious return of our BRISKET BISCUITS:

🥩 Our famous juicy smoked brisket
🍖 BBQ sauce
🧈 Stuffed inside a fluffy buttermilk biscuit
🔥 Baked together like a beautiful little BBQ HOT POCKET
🧀 Smothered in melted, gooey cheese
🍖 Hit with MORE BBQ sauce
🌱 Finished with chives because we’re classy even when we’re actively melting

Basically, if a biscuit and a brisket sandwich made some questionable decisions together... this would be their child.

Comes with a 2 Side Dishes for $14.99

🔥 Available NOW through Saturday ONLY!

So while you’re buying school supplies you swear you already bought, trying to remember which kid needs to be where, and refusing to turn your oven on because you enjoy having air conditioning...

LET US COOK FOR YOU.

Our AC may be broken.
Our kitchen may currently qualify as a Bikram yoga studio.
Our staff may be 63% sweat at this point.

But for the love of BBQ, WE WILL SUFFER THROUGH IT AND FEED WICHITA. 🫡🐷🔥

Now somebody come buy these Brisket Biscuits before we all evaporate.

08/11/2026

Saturday night: ZERO catering tickets on the rail for Tuesday. 😌

Tuesday morning: THE WHOLE RAIL IS FULL. 💀😂

Wichita really said, “Planning ahead? Never heard of her.”

Nothing like a good ol’ Monday-night panic order to keep us humble. 🤣

We love y’all… but apparently procrastination is Wichita’s official love language. 🐷🔥