10/15/2026
POV: You finally have your energy figured out, and now everyone elseโs yawning is just getting on your nerves. ๐๐ง
Michael Myers has a message for you. ๐๐ช๐
You STILL havenโt ordered your energy tea?! And there are only TWO pickups left before my surgery break?! ๐ง๐ฑ
We need to talk. ๐
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October 17 & 25 are your last scheduled pickup dates this month.
Shipping is available, so thereโs still time to stock up!
Donโt say I didnโt warn you. ๐๐คฃ
Michael would like a word. ๐๐
Nothing against coffee, I actually enjoy it every now and then. But, if it takes 5+ cups to get through the day, it might be time to switch things up!๐ง๐
Here with another option whenever youโre ready. ๐๐ป
I couldnโt resist adding this one in for my two crazies. ๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ
There is no lie here. ๐