Whiskey River South

09/01/2026

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09/01/2026

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08/31/2026

🚨 4-DAY WEEKEND ALERT! 🚨

Party like you don't have to work on Monday—because you don't! Join us THIS SUNDAY NIGHT for our Pre-Labor Day Party! 🤠🎉

📌 Quick Heads Up:
Dance Lessons: Canceled for this Sunday night only.

Round up the crew and come kick off the long weekend with us!

08/30/2026

Huge shoutout to Jalen for turning up for his birthday with us! 🥳 Hope you had a blast—thanks for bringing the party to Whiskey River South! 🎉

08/30/2026

New September schedules!

08/28/2026

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Less than 24 hours after Texas placed Willie Nelson under protective custody, officials have announced an expansion of the highly classified Willie Protection Protocol.

George Strait has been added to the program.

The King of Country was reportedly transported to an undisclosed H-E-B early Friday morning, wrapped from the shoulders down in industrial-grade bubble wrap, and placed beside Willie behind velvet museum ropes.

“We started looking around and realized George Strait was just walking around completely unprotected,” one completely fictional state official said. “We couldn’t allow that to continue.”

Members of the Texas National Guard have reportedly doubled the security perimeter, while H-E-B employees have been instructed to keep both legends hydrated, comfortable, and at least 50 feet away from ladders, wet floors, and questionable potato salad.

Officials say additional Texas legends are currently being evaluated for protection.

For now, Texans are being asked to remain calm, respect the velvet ropes, and above all:

DO. NOT. TOUCH.

08/28/2026

Big congrats to Sarah for taking home tonight's $500 Daisy Duke cash prize! 💸🤠 Hope that extra cash comes in handy.

If you missed out tonight, don't even stress—we're running it back next Thursday night. 💃 Grab your boots —and those Daisy Dukes and we'll see y’all then!

08/28/2026

Your safety is our top priority at Whiskey River South. If you ever feel you have had too much to drink, please inform a member of our team. We will gladly arrange complimentary transportation to ensure you return home safely.

08/27/2026

Huge shoutout to Cortnee for taking home the $500 Daisy Duke crown last week! 🤠✨ Missed out? Don't stress—we’re running it back TONIGHT! 💃 Doors open at 8... see ya soon! 🍹🎉