06/18/2026
This week’s FAT PANTS FRIDAY is inspired by the beloved south-of-the-border Torta Milanesa, a popular Mexican sandwich that typically features a milanesa—a thinly pounded, breaded, and pan-fried piece of chicken, served inside a warm, crusty Mexican Telera roll.
Of course our version boasts multiple layers of meaty cheesy mayhem.
Two Blacked, Breaded Chicken Breasts, are joined by Ham, Sausage and Bacon Jam all layered between slices of American Cheese, Queso Fresco, and a melty, smoky Chipotle-spiked Cheese. Everything is tucked in inside a toasted Telera Roll and finished with a Fried Egg along with a drizzle of tangy, fresh Jalapena Crema.
The result lands somewhere between "lunch special" and "minor engineering feat."
And because this is FAT PANTS FRIDAY, it's finished with our signature grilled Asparagus Spear — the vegetable that officially makes everything healthy.
The promise: A LUNCH SPECIAL consisting of 3K+ calories of unrepentant, un-PC, eating entertainment. Only available this Friday. Only in our bar area. Only $15. Starting at 11 a.m. until we sell out.
The rules: No sharing. No doggie bags. No regrets!
Our thanks to Emma for helping showcase this weeks feast!