08/23/2026
But you all knew that...
Things you can do at FU-BURGER we wish you didn't know.
1. You can order The Elvira Cod Sandwich as fish and chips
2. You can add grilled onion, fresh onion and or pickled jalapeños to anything for FREE
3. You can get fresh jalapeños (most of the time) raw or grilled added to anything for FREE
4. Your uncle hangs out at the bar, drinks the $4 tap, and harrases our staff (in an appropriate way [mostly])
5. You can get our house cut Fries without garlic (but why would you?)
6. You can order a Bull Ho**ey (Brisket Sandwich with toasted bun, grilled onion, pickle, Mayo and mop sauce) pretty much anytime you want
7. You can get Buffalo Chicken Wings, Barbecue Chicken Wings or Honey Mustard Chicken Wings but the best ones are the Korean Chicken Wings
8. You can Cajun Spice your Chicken tendies or chicken sandwich
9. You can order a French Soda (Soda Water, Flavored Sweetener, cream, whip)
10. There are no Milkshake rules but if you create a gross combo, that's on you.
There's probably more...
Anywho, hope you don't read this!
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