09/30/2026
🎄 A MIRACLE ON PATTERSON STREET 🎄
Have y'all ever heard of "the Miracle on Patterson Street"? Yeah, us either. That's why we're gonna create it. 😊 🎅
Okay, y'all. We've got an idea and we wanna know what you think.
We want to turn Fortify and Road Town Rum Bar into a place so holiday-festive that people come from countries all around to visit. 🌍 Okay, okay, counties. Baby steps. 😅
One of our partners spent years in New York City in their 20s, hopping between holiday bars like Rolf's and Pete's. Then came some time in Southern California at Frosty's and Patrick Molloy's. We fell in love with those places, and we figured: why the heck not do it right here in Titletown? We love the holidays more than Clark Griswold loves a light display. Our electric bill has already filed a complaint. ⚡
Here's where YOU come in. 🎅
We just bought about 100 tubs, and our whole team is ready to turn this place into a winter wonderland. All we need is your stuff. Tinsel. Tassels. Ornaments. Candy canes. Big stuff, small stuff, all the stuff. Whatever's been collecting dust in the attic or hiding in the back of the garage, we want it. Tangled lights? Bring 'em, we'll untangle them. Lopsided reindeer? Absolutely. That vintage Santa who's been in the family for decades? He's welcome here. Just please leave out the broken stuff 🙏
Now picture the sheer excitement of walking in and seeing your dusty old treasures hanging on our walls, bringing joy to thousands of people from around the globe. 🌎 (Okay, fine, hundreds from around the county. We're dreamers, not mathematicians.)
How it works:
🎁 Collection runs November 1 through November 5.
🎁 Drop it off at the front. We'll have a huge box waiting right inside the door.
🎁 Got a LOT? Fill a whole tub and we'll hand you a $50 gift card with your name on it.
And what you do with that gift card is totally up to you. Wrap it up and hand it to someone you love and look like a holiday hero. 🎀 Or keep it for yourself and treat yourself to pizza, burgers, and a NAUGHT Nog. We will not tell a soul. 🤫 (Yes, we know you're gonna keep it. Dave, we're looking at you.)
Clean out the attic AND get $50 bucks? That's a win, win, win.
📣 Now tell us in the comments: Does this sound fun? Will you participate? Do you have stuff to donate? We wanna know how big this thing is actually gonna be! 👇
Seriously, y'all, help us make this something special. Just look at the photo: that's the real deal, and it lives at Rolf's in New York City. Our dream is to do it right here, and do it even better year after year. ❤️
P.S. Wait until you taste the NAUGHTY NOG and the NICE NOG(virgin). 🥛🔥 Both equally delish! OMG. It is a serious, life-changing event when that stuff touches your lips. Keep your eye out. It's coming soon. 😉
Help us turn the Miracle on Patterson Street into a reality. Pretty please, with a candy cane on top. 🍭
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