10/01/2026
A rooster is supposed to protect his flock. Sound the alarm. Defend the ladies. Stand between them and danger. Apparently Frasier took today off. A fox decided to try to steal one of our hens, and our HEAD OF SECURITY was apparently unavailable for comment.
Thankfully, Denny responded and the fox took off before killing anyone. Everyone survived, although Frasier’s professional reputation is in critical condition.
So what does that make Denny… a hero or a big…
Either way, he’s been promoted to Chief Chicken Protector. We will see if he starts crowing tomorrow morning. Frasier, please report to the coop office. Bring your badge. We need to discuss why your job had to be outsourced to a man in pants. 🤣🐓
