09/12/2026
🥨💀🍻 PROST, MORT! HAS ENTERED THE BIERGARTEN AT Main St. Mercantile EXCLUSIVELY. 🍻💀🥨
Oktoberfest, but make it RMC.
Meet PROST, MORT! — our specialty Toasted Pretzel Latte, made with our house-made Toasted Pretzel Syrup for all the warm, buttery, salty-sweet goodness of a fresh pretzel… except we added espresso because obviously we have priorities. ☕️
🥨 Toasted pretzel
🧈 Buttery brown sugar goodness
☕️ Fresh espresso
🥛 Creamy milk
💀 Questionable levels of Oktoberfest enthusiasm
Festive as hell.
Lederhosen not required.
🍻 PROST, MORT!
Raise your cup. You survived another year.
📍 Resuscitate Me Coffee • Troy, TX
Death Can Wait. Oktoberfest can’t. 🥨☕️💀