08/07/2026
🚨 COUNTDOWN STARTS 🚨
79 days..79 chances. Then the red door slams shut for the season.
Final day: Sunday, October 25th we will serve our last customers, sell out, and then… P**F! We’re gone.
Not for a week.
Not for a month.
For 153 long, agonizing, stomach growling, Nunya Sauce craving days. 😱
You’ll be scrolling Facebook all winter while we post delicious food & milkshake pictures, and before you know it you’ll be licking your device screen wondering why it doesn’t taste like a Cluckin Wrap 🐓🤦♀️😂💕
You’ll convince yourself you can wait until spring.
You can’t.
You’ll dream about our Son of a Brisket with that finger staining blueberry barbecue sauce dripping down your chin.
You’ll start judging every biscuits and gravy you eat because none of them measure up.
You’ll have anxiety attacks every time you think about those perfectly seasoned Cow Chips 🥔😂
You’ll find yourself standing in front of the refrigerator praying a tub of Fat Kid Beans magically appears 🫘😂
You’ll hear someone say “breakfast” and your stomach will immediately go into Hangover Burrito hysteria 🤪😂
And then you’ll remember…
We warned you.
So here’s your chance.
You have 79 chances left.. my advice.. don’t waste them.
Come Hungry Leave Slightly Ashamed
Remember we are open 8 to 4 every day breakfast is served until 11:30 AM. We are located east of Tonasket at 1165 Aeneas Valley Rd.
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