10/13/2026
🦪 WELL, WELL, WELL… JAY BIRD FINALLY CAVED. 😂
Alright, you persistent oyster fanatics, you can put down your pitchforks and retire the passive-aggressive feedback cards (and those very passionate rants we’ll pretend we never saw). After an impressive campaign of relentless begging, pleading, and general oyster-related harassment, Jay BIRD has finally waved the white flag!
That’s right, folks! OYSTERS ARE BACK AT BIRD’s EVERY WEDNESDAY! 🎉🦪
And before you ask, YES — we’ll have them ALL DAY LONG, or until we run out. So don’t wait until the last minute and then blame us when they’re gone. 😉
You win. Happy now?! 😂 Starting THIS WEDNESDAY, come get your oyster fix and enjoy your hard-earned victory.
🦪 EVERY WEDNESDAY • ALL DAY • UNTIL WE RUN OUT
See y’all soon! ❤️