Old Smashin's Sports Bar & Grill

10/03/2026

EDIT:
O my gosh you guys!
I forgot to add to this post….
THE BREWERS!!!

💛💙Let’s GO BREW CREW!!!💙💛

Tonight!!!!
The Brewers are on at old Smashin’s! (We are a sports bar) you all know this! 🤣

Get your game gear on!
Let’s cheer on the brewers!

💙💛Free shot with every brewer home run!!!💙🧑‍🍳🔥

Dollar Off the new Bavarian pretzels during the game! 🥨
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🚨 GOOD MORNING SATURDAY PEOPLE!!! 🚨

Nola & Mike are ON for breakfast and apparently they woke up and chose VIOLENCE… AGAINST HUNGER. 😂🍳🥓

What are we eating today?!

🥩 Tenderloin steak & eggs?!
🥔 LOADED HASHBROWNS?!
🍞 FRENCH TOAST STICKS?!
🍳 THE SCRAMBLER?!
🥚 EGGS BENEDICT?!
…and approximately 47 other things because we believe in feeding Suring until nobody can move. 😂

☕️ Breakfast starts at 6AM!

Then at 11AM we switch gears and let Tim take over the bar from 11–5!

AND HOLD ON TO YOUR PaNTS… because Tim has created something. Im SuPER EXCITED!!!!

🔥 THE BACON B**R CHEESE CHEESEBURGER 🔥
on a PRETZEL BUN
with CRISPY FRIED ONIONS 🤤

It’s definitely a Throwback Burger… BUT it’s NOT our Throwback Burger!

This is TIM & KARENS OLD SCHOOL CLUB 32’S THROWBACK BURGER!!! 🍔🔥

Basically, Tim said, “What if we made this absolutely ridiculous?”
And apparently nobody stopped him. 😂

🍔🥓🧀🍺🥨🧅

Come hungry. Leave happy. Possibly leave in a food coma. No promises.

Tonight, Mackenzie & I will be here to keep your Saturday night party rolling! 🍻🎉

So get your booties down to Old Smashin’s in Suring!

Breakfast. Burgers. Booze. Chaos.

You know… the usual. 😂❤️

LET’S HAVE An AWESOME SATURDAY!!! 🍳🍔
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Ps happy homecoming SURING!

💜💛We are CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS !!!💛💜

10/02/2026

🎬 TODAY’S EPISODE OF OLD SMASHIN’S: THE ENTIRE TOWN GOT TEEPEE’D 😂🧻🏠

WE… the town of Suring… have officially been TEEPEE’D. 🤣🤣🤣

Happy Homecoming, kiddos!!! ❤️💛🦅

YOU GUYS DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE FOR YEARS!!! 👏
Not ONE building was left untouched. NOT. ONE. 😂

And honestly… I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 🥹❤️
This is absolutely EPIC. You guys understood the assignment and then absolutely RAN WITH IT. 😂🧻

Now get PUMPED UP, get LOUD, and get ready for that VARSITY GAME TONIGHT!!! 🦅🏈🔥

LET’S GO SURING!!!
I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO Do GREAT!!!
BRING HOME THAT WIN!!! 🦅❤️

🍳 NOW… BREAKFAST. 🍳

I post this basically every single day…

IF YOU HAVEN’T COME HERE TO TRY THIS DELICIOUSNESS YET THAT IS 100% ON YOU.

When I tell you it’s good…
IT. IS. GOOD.

Just like I told Brandon Olsen… I CAN’T LIE. 🤣

I was in the military.
I have WAY TOO MUCH INTEGRITY. 😂🇺🇸

Okay… truthfully, I did try lying once.

It did NOT go well. 🤣

My mom wouldn’t let me dye my hair, so naturally I went to my dad’s for the weekend and dyed it anyway. 😂

I wore my hat EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for a WEEK.

Then one day I got off the bus, walked over from the bus stop, forgot my hat…

…and Mom noticed. 😳

Things did not turn out well for me.

I tried to tell her it was “just the lighting.” 🤣🤣🤣

Never again.

So basically… I learned integrity at a very young age. 😂🇺🇸

🐟 FRIDAY FISH FRY IS HERE!!! 🐟

After you get that breakfast in your belly, come back and get yourself some:

🐟 Cod
🐟 Perch
🐟 Walleye bites
🐟 Fish sandwich
🍤 Shrimp
🍤 B**R-BATTERED SHRIMP
🍟 Fries
🥬 Coleslaw
🍞 Rye bread
🧅 Onion
🥫 Tartar
🍅 Ketchup

Whatever you want… WE GOT IT.

Probably. 🤷🏼‍♀️

🥨 AND INTRODUCING TODAY…

🔥 BAVARIAN PRETZELS — $9 🔥

WITH CHEESE. 🧀

And these things are HUGE.
And DELICIOUS.
And basically require you to make questionable life choices because you’re going to want another one. 😂🥨

🚨 AND TOMORROW… im
Sorry I just can’t wait till then to post about this…..I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 🚨

I am VERY excited to introduce our THROWBACK BURGER…

🍺🥓🧀 THE BACON B**R CHEESEBURGER 🧀🥓🍺

Served on a PRETZEL BUN. 🥨

Yeah.

We’re doing it.

And it’s going to be EPIC.

So come see us today for breakfast, fish fry, pretzels and all the Friday chaos…

Then get yourselves ready for tomorrow because Old Smashin’s is apparently becoming a pretzel-based lifestyle. 😂🥨

💛🦅 HAPPY HOMECOMING SURING!!! 🦅💜

LET’S GO EAGLES!!! 🏈🔥

10/01/2026

🚨📺 THURSDAY AT OLD SMASHIN’S: SOMEONE CALL BAR RESCUE 📺🚨

Good morning Suring!!! ☀️☕️

Before we even get started… I need to know WHO decided raising two little farm girls would be basically the same thing as raising two feral boys?! 😆

I have broken up multiple fights, negotiated several hostage situations, and last night someone literally FARTED ON MY FREAKING HEAD. 🤦‍♀️💀

So anyway… welcome to my life. 😂

🎬 BAR RESCUE: OLD SMASHIN’S EDITION
Coming soon to a TV near you because I’m running a bar a farm AND a wildlife rehabilitation center. 😂

🥪 EARLY BIRD BREAKFAST SPECIAL 6–7 AM!
Our famous breakfast sandwich is ONLY $5!
🥓 Choice of meat
🧀 Choice of cheese
🍞 Texas toast
💰 $5

WAKE UP. GET YOUR B***Y OVER HERE. FEED YOURSELF BEFORE YOU START MAKING QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES. 😂

☕️ Nicki & Jeanice will be getting your morning started!

Then it’s time for…

🐔🔥 WING THURSDAY! 🔥🐔

10 wings + fries = ONLY $9!
And you get to choose from approximately a million different dipping sauce flavors because 100% we believe in OPTIONS. 😂 look at me! I never decided what job I really wanted so I do them all!!!

🍗 Lunch: Karen & Mackenzie
🍗 Dinner: Mike & Katie

💃 LADIES NIGHT STARTS AT 5 PM! 💃
All the ladies get $1 OFF DRINKS! 🍹🍷

ANDDDD we have NEW WINES!! 🍷👀

Also!! High school Football parents! Incase you kiddos didn’t tell you I’m giving them all free pizza tomorrow night for dinner ❤️

So come see us!
Eat some wings.
Drink some drinks.
Try a new w**e.
Laugh at our chaos.
And if you see me looking exhausted, just remember…

I have already survived the farm children AND someone farting on my head before all before breakfast you can not hurt my freaking feelings 💪🏻

At this point, Bar Rescue can’t save me. 😂😂

📍 Old Smashin’s Bar & Grill
Where the drinks are cold, the wings are hot, and the children are feral.

09/30/2026

☕️🚨 GOOD MORNING SURING!!! 🚨☕️

IT’S WEDNESDAY… which means I have had so much caffeine already this week and you all just have to deal with me

Breakfast is happening with JEANICE & THE CAFFEINE-FUELED BAR OWNER — aka ME! 😜❤️

Come start your day off RIGHT with some hot coffee, a hot breakfast, and two women who are probably running on approximately 3 hours of sleep and pure determination. 😂☕️

🌯🔥 AND IT’S WRAP IT UP WEDNESDAY!!! 🔥🌯

Today’s beautiful creation is a PHILLY WRAP!!!

🤤 Philly-style goodness
🌯 Wrapped up nice and delicious
🍟 Served with FRIES
❤️ Made right here at Old Smashin’s

Basically, you have two choices this morning:

1️⃣ Stay home and be responsible.

2️⃣ COME TO OLD SMASHIN’S AND MAKE BETTER LIFE CHOICES. 😂

Nola and Nicki will be your lunch rock starts
And Nola will be hanging around for dinner with Mandy! ❤️

Breakfast is ready. Coffee is ready. The Philly wraps are coming for you.

GET DOWN HERE PEOPLE!!! ☕️🌯🍟❤️

OLD SMASHIN’S BAR & GRILL
Where the coffee is strong, the food is good, and apparently Wednesday is just another excuse to wrap things up. 😂

PS I’m sorry you all have to deal with my ghost guy spreading his ….ummmm (legs??? )all over town…and over your heads 🤣 he likes to show off I guess

09/29/2026

It has been brought to my attention that this was on one of my posts. Please do not buy shirts from any Internet sites that say they are me. I am the only one who does the ordering and we go through Mass Appeal if you’re ordering shirts online from this person it is not legit! Contact your local authorities, check your bank accounts, and only come to my bar to buy our bar shirts ❤️👀

09/29/2026

🚨🚨 . THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 🚨🚨

IT’S TACO TUESDAY AND I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY NIGHT SHIFT SO BABY JESUS ONLY KNOWS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 😂😂😂

First things first…

🍳 IT’S OMELETTE DAY!!! 🍳

And today’s special is the MEXICAN OMELETTE 🌶️🧀🔥

This beautiful cheesy little masterpiece is ONLY HERE on TUESDAYS so get your booties down to Old Smashin’s and let your mouth have the experience of a lifetime.

I don’t know what your mouth has been doing lately…

BUT IT DESERVES BETTER. 😂

Then at LUNCH…

🌮🌮🌮 WELCOME TO LITTLE MEXICO!!! 🌮🌮🌮

We’ve got:

🌮 Beef tacos
🍤 SHRIMP TACOS
🥔 Potato Olé — YES. POTATO. THAT’S THE NAME. I HAVE CONFIRMED. I forget this every Tuesday! It’s just like taco John’s!!!
🥗 Taco Salad
🌮 Supreme Tacos

AND IF YOU HAVE A SOMBRERO…

🎩 PUT THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD.

Because around here, wearing a sombrero gets you a FREE MARGARITA. 🍹🇲🇽 tell me where else you can get that kind of love?!?

We had FIVE PEOPLE wear them 2 weeks ago and honestly I have never been prouder of this community. 😭😂

Now as far as staffing goes…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I HAVE NO CLUE. 😂

I just woke up.

My brain is still loading.

The staff schedule is currently being held together by caffeine, prayer, and whatever remaining brain cells I have left. 🫠

I think Nicki & Jeanice are holding down breakfast…

I think Tim & Kenzie are later…

And lunch?

🤨

WHO KNOWS.

WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN WE GET THERE. 😂😂😂

Edit: it’s Karen!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

What I DO know is this:

🍳 Breakfast
🌮 Tacos
🍹 Margaritas
🍔 Food
🎩 Sombreros
😂 Questionable decision-making
🔥 FOOD SERVED UNTIL 9PM

So get your as$$—
I mean BOOTIES 😂—over to Old Smashin’s and come experience the beautiful disaster that is TACO TUESDAY IN LITTLE MEXICO. 🇲🇽🌮🍹

I’ll be somewhere either here or Sam’s Club

Probably caffeinated.

Possibly confused.

LET’S GET THIS TUESDAY TRAIN WRECK STARTED. 🚂🌮😂❤️

09/28/2026

☀️🥞 HAPPY MONDAY SURING!!! 🥞☀️

WE MADE IT. Somehow. 😂

And today is PANCAKE DAY at Old Smashin’s!!! 🥞❤️
Come get yourself the BIGGEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL PANCAKES AROUND because we woke up today and chose CARBS. 😂

🐦 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 6–7 AM
Get in here early and feed that soul!

🍔 LUNCH = BURGER SPECIALS 🍔
$4 Hamburger
$4.50 Cheeseburger
That’s cheaper than therapy. Just saying. 😂

🎱 FREE POOL ALL DAY!
Come shoot some pool, eat some food, drink something delicious, and pretend Monday isn’t Monday.

And tonight we have to say SEE YA LATER to our Charlie ❤️🥹
Come stop out, give him a hug, wish him well, and send him off on his next adventure! We’re gonna miss that guy around here! ❤️

So grab your people, grab your appetite, and get your butt to Old Smashin’s!

🥞🍔🎱❤️
MONDAY ISN’T SO BAD WHEN YOU SPEND IT AT SMASHIN’S

09/27/2026