09/01/2026
🍔🚨 PIZZA OF THE MONTH: THE CHEESEBURGER PIZZA 🚨🍕
Scientists said it couldn’t be done. Nutritionists begged us not to. Common sense took the month off.
We took our famous crust, slathered it with a special sauce blend, covered it with cheddar and provolone cheese, loaded it with seasoned hamburger, onions, and dill pickles, then finished it with just enough spice to make your taste buds file a noise complaint.
It’s like a cheeseburger and a pizza got married, bought a house, and raised a beautiful family of deliciousness.
🍔 Has pickles.
🍕 Has pizza.
🤯 Has absolutely no business being this good.
Warning: May cause:
• Grown adults to lick their fingers in public.
• “I’m only having one slice” to turn into “Who ate the rest?”
• Heated debates over whether this is a pizza or a cheeseburger. (The answer is yes.)
Available all month long at Altieri’s Pizza.
Because sometimes the best ideas happen when someone says, “Hear me out...” 🍔🍕🔥