09/22/2026
A LONG-EXPECTED POST
My dear St. Louisans, Lemayans, Mehlvillians, South Countians, South Siders, Afftonians, Oakvillians, regulars, newcomers, old friends, and those of you who have been coming down these stairs since before some of us were born:
Today is Hobbit Day.
And while none of us have reached eleventy-one just yet, Monte Bello has reached the respectable age of seventy-six.
Which got us thinking...
Life has remained largely unchanged in the Shire for many generations.
Down here, we understand that.
Seventy-six years underground. Low ceilings. Good food. Cold drinks. Familiar faces.
And a firm belief that several meals a day is perfectly reasonable.
In honor of Hobbit Day, we're going to do what Bilbo did best.
Disappear.
Until Wednesday at 4.
Happy Hobbit Day from Monte Bello.