06/16/2026
The Official Jose’s $2 Taco Tuesday Eating Guide
Welcome to Taco Tuesday at Jose’s!
To ensure maximum taco enjoyment, please follow these important steps:
Step 1
Arrive hungry.
If you’re not at least a little hungry, go walk around the parking lot and come back.
Step 2
Order $2 tacos.
This is the most important step. We recommend ordering more than you think you’ll need. Taco math is different than regular math.
Step 3
Grab some fresh chips and salsa.
This is your warm-up round. Professional taco eaters never skip stretching.
Step 4
Take your first taco bite.
Pause briefly and appreciate the moment. Squeeze the lime on it! This is what Tuesdays were made for.
Step 5
Wash it down with a $3.99 Frozen Margarita.
Scientific studies conducted by Jose’s customers suggest tacos and margaritas are excellent teammates.
Step 6
Tell your friends how good your tacos are. Call em up!
Bonus points if they’re sitting at another table and get jealous.
Step 7
Order another round.
Remember: regret comes from the tacos you didn’t eat.
Step 8
Smile for the inevitable taco photo.
Everybody becomes a food influencer on Taco Tuesday.
Step 9
Declare loudly:
“Best Tuesday ever!” 🌮🌮
Step 10
Make plans to come back next Tuesday and do it all again.
Jose’s Bar & Grill
$2 Tacos • $3.99 Frozen Margaritas • Fresh Chips & Salsa
Warning: Side effects may include happiness, full bellies, and an uncontrollable desire to eat tacos every Tuesday.
