09/24/2026
It’s officially Fall, which means we have entered Catering Olympics season.
From now until approximately January 1st, we’ll be competing in such prestigious events as:
🏅 How Many Sheet Pans Can Fit in One Oven
🏅 Where the Hell Is That Serving Spoon
🏅 Carrying Everything in One Trip Because We Refuse to Go Back to the Van
🏅 Pretending We Definitely Remembered to Eat Today
🏅 Pretending We Definitely Remembered to Drink Today
🏅 Loading a Vehicle Like a Competitive Tetris Player
🏅 Smiling Sweetly While Someone Says, “We actually have 12 more people than we planned.”
The leaves are changing. Pumpkin spice has escaped containment. Holiday inquiries are rolling in.
Godspeed to us all. 🫡