06/17/2026
🍕⚽ WORLD CUP WATCH PARTIES AT SORIANOs PIZZERÍA
We’re not saying we have the rights to show the World Cup…
We’re just saying our TV is on, the pizza is hot, and nobody has shown up yet with a cease and desist. 👀
Gianni Infantino, if you’re reading this — first of all, weird flex following a pizza spot — and second, relax, we’ll save you a slice. 🤝
Come watch all 104 games right here at Sorianos from June 11 through July 19. Cold beer, legendary pizza, and the kind of crowd energy that makes your couch feel lonely.
📍 Sorianos Pizzería
🍺 Beer & Wine
⚽ Vibes: Illegal levels of fun
(We are legally obligated to remind you that we do not own the World Cup. FIFA does. Please don’t sue us. We are a small pizza shop. We have nothing. Except really good pizza.)
See you here. Don’t make us eat all this pizza alone. 🍕