Uncle David’s

06/18/2026

Thursdays at our sister bar Lucy’s Icehouse 7pm
805 N Main St Salado, TX

🚨 BUSTED THURSDAY at Lucy’s Icehouse 🚨

Local mugshots. Guess the charge. Try not to expose how much true crime you watch. 😌🍻

Grab a cold drink, load up on tacos and queso, and bring your most judgmental friends for the most unhinged trivia night in town.

🍺 Cold drinks
🌮 Tacos
🧀 Queso Blanco
🚔 Local mugshots

Game starts tonight. Come get Busted with Kylee and see if you’re a trivia genius… or just suspiciously good at identifying misdemeanors. 👀🔥

06/09/2026

🚨 TUESDAY REFER-A-FRIEND DEAL 🚨

We wanna spread the love (and the eats) this summer! 🍔❤️

Bring in your homegirl, your drinking buddy, your coworker, your cousin, or that friend who’s somehow never made it through our doors before.

👉 If they’re a FIRST-TIME customer, their entree is FREE when you pick up the tab! 👈

Now don’t get too wild on us… 😅

Double patties, extra toppings, add-ons, substitutions, and upgrades aren’t included, but we’ll gladly cover the base entree for your newbie friend.

It’s our way of saying THANK YOU for supporting us and introducing us to more awesome people.

You help us grow, your friend gets fed, and everybody wins. 🍻🍔

Tag that friend who’s been saying “I’ve been meaning to check that place out” for the last six months.

📍 Tuesdays Only
📍 First-time guests only
📍 One free entree per new guest

Come hungry. Bring friends. Spread the love.

06/08/2026

Well folks, the Wyatt saga has officially come to an end 😎

Wyatt has paid his dues ✅ in the form of service fees and empty apologies to the appropriate people. As far as we’re concerned, the score is settled 😉 There is absolutely no need to shove cue balls anywhere they don’t belong, set anything on fire, or take matters into your own hands 🤛

Bell County has been notified, and we remain supportive of our decision to handle this matter ourselves ⭐️

We wish Wyatt nothing but exactly what he deserves in all of his future bar-hopping adventures. 🍻

To our regulars, the folks who support us week after week, the people who just get it, and yes… even the haters: thank you 🙏 We truly wouldn’t be here without all of you. 😊

Now let’s get back to what we do best—cold drinks, good food, solid sass, and giving people something to talk about.

❤️ Much love,
Your friends at Uncle David’s

06/08/2026

🍔 BOGO MONDAY! 🍔

Buy One Burger, Get One FREE all day long at Uncle David’s!

Good news, folks… the pool table is finally working again, and the Coke machine is dispensing ice instead of acting like it’s training for a hostage negotiation. We’re calling that progress. 😅

Come grab a burger, shoot some pool, enjoy an ice-cold Coke, and help us celebrate a Monday where everything appears to be functioning correctly… at least for now.

🍔 BOGO Burgers
🎱 Pool Table Working
🥤 Coke Machine Working
🍺 Cold Beer
📍 Uncle David

06/07/2026

That’s right…that’s our damn cue ball 🎱 , oh excuse me, the vendors damn cue ball in our soda 🥤 machine 🆒 Personally we would appreciate 🤓 it more if you weren’t such a ding bat 🦇 like we wouldn’t find out who did it. It’s a bar ya little dork, cameras 🎥 … duh. Also, you paid with a 💳 card? If your going to cause Criminal Mischief 😈 Damage Property 💥 Tamper with Business Operations x2, Interfer with Sales x2…. Might wanna A. Know who your hasslin’ B. Pay with cash & C. Wear a mask. Ohhh you haven’t heard? Buckle up baby boy..

06/07/2026

Hey Wyatt mcmicheal… you better hope I don’t know your Daddy. I do see we have a couple friends in common… Might wanna make this right Monday or Tuesday before we involve Officer Castro and/or Constable Bazar.

06/06/2026

🏀 SPURS ARE ON. RIGHT. NOW. 🏀

What are you doing?

GET YOUR ASS TO UNCLE DAVID’S.

Cold beer. Hot burgers. Big screens.

The San Antonio Spurs are fighting for a championship and your couch ain’t serving drinks.

See y’all at the bar. 🍻

06/04/2026

🌯 WEEKLY LUNCH SPECIAL 🌯

Uncle David’s weekly feature is our Southwest Chicken Caesar Wrap loaded with grilled chicken, lettuce, red onion, tomato, and enough flavor to make your lunch break worth leaving the office for.

Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out if the neighbors have a kitchen with birds... or a bird cage with a kitchen. 🐦🤷‍♂️

🍻 Tonight is Busted Thursday at Lucy's Icehouse!Judge the mugshot, guess the alleged charge, and enjoy a cold drink while questioning humanity.

🏈 We'll also have the Texas vs. Texas Tech game on tonight, so grab a wrap, grab a beer, and settle in for a good time.

See y'all soon! 🌮 🍔 😎 🤠

06/04/2026

🤘🥎 TEXAS vs. TEXAS TECH – GAME 2 🥎🤘

We’ll have Texas Softball vs. Texas Tech on the TVs tonight at Uncle David’s. Grab a cold beer, a burger, some wings, and settle in with fellow Longhorn fans.

No cover. No fuss. Just softball, cold drinks, and plenty of opinions from people who suddenly became softball experts this week.

🍔 Burgers
🍺 Cold Beer
📺 Game On

See y’all tonight. Hook ’Em! 🤘