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Monday 6:30am - 2pm Tuesday 6:30am - 2pm Wednesday 6:30am - 2pm Thursday 6:30am - 3pm Friday 6:30am - 3pm Saturday 8am - 2pm

Affinity Nutrition

Name: Affinity Nutrition
Address: 75 Maverick Street, Rockland, ME, 04841, US
Telephone: +12075938812

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Nutritional Shake and Energizing, Sugar-Free Teas, and more! Protein Shakes packed with 24 grams of protein and vitamins.

Zero sugar, 5-35 Calorie Energizing teas.

10/31/2026

🐾 RUH-ROH… THEY LEFT SCOOBY IN CHARGE! 😂👻

The blood bags are filled, the candy is stocked, and the owner apparently works for Scooby Snacks. 💀🍬

We are officially HALLOWEEN READY! Come grab a spooky sip, show off those costumes, and snag some candy before Scooby eats the evidence. 🕵️‍♂️
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Blood bags are NOT part of the Saturday deal.

Open from 8am till 2pm

Then come see us at our other location for our 3rd truck or treat event! 3pm till 6pm

No tricks… just treats and questionable supervision. 🤣🎃

10/28/2026

🪄💀 WELL, WELL, WELL… LOOK WHO'S FREE!!! 💀🪄

While we thought he was serving his sentence, this little bonehead was STUDYING SPELLS!!! 📚

And wouldn't you know it…

🪄 ALOHOMORA!!! 🪄

THE UNLOCKING CHARM!!! 🔑🔓

HE'S FREE!!! AGAIN!!! 😭🤣

But here's where things get REALLY concerning…

Apparently, Donald Jr. couldn't afford a wand from Ollivanders, so he STOLE A STRAW FROM THE TEA STATION AND STARTED CASTING SPELLS.

AND THE DAMN THING WORKED!!! 😭😂

Now he's sitting in his little basket throne, sipping his tea, waving his straw around like he's the next headmaster of Hogwarts, WITH A SKELETAL ACCOMPLICE ON HIS SHOULDER!!!

SIR!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE REHABILITATED, NOT EDUCATED IN WITCHCRAFT!!! 💀🤣

So if your teas start floating, the lights start flickering, or you hear someone yelling EXPECTO PATRONUM from behind the counter…

Mind your business. We're already understaffed and SHORT HANDED 😂😂🤣

🧋 Welcome to another perfectly normal Wednesday at Affinity Nutrition!

10/27/2026

🖤🍰 EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO GAVE US PERMISSION TO MAKE SOMETHING THIS DELICIOUS?! 😭😂

Introducing BLACKBERRY CHEESECAKE! 🫐💜

She's sweet. She's creamy. She's a little dramatic.

And quite frankly, she's got absolutely NO BUSINESS tasting this good. 🤤

Dessert for breakfast? LUNCH? We don't judge around here. 💀

📍 Affinity Nutrition | Rockland, Maine
OPEN 6:30AM TILL 2PM ON TUESDAYS

10/27/2026

💃🧟‍♀️ SOMEONE SPIKED THE PROM PUNCH… WITH BRAINS! 🧠💀

It's officially Tuesday, and things are getting a little questionable. 😂

Apparently, the prom queen died, came back to life, and STILL managed to look better than half of us before our morning caffeine. 💅🤣

🩸 TODAY'S DRINK: ZOMBIE PROM 🩸

Tropical liftoff
Dragon fruit
Pear
Pineapple
Watermelon

A drop-dead gorgeous combination of tropical, fruity goodness with a bloody beautiful finish! 🍍🔥

📍 Affinity Nutrition | Rockland, Maine

And whatever you do… DON'T ASK WHO SPIKED THE TEA. 💀😂

10/24/2026

☀️ Heyyy ROCKLAND!! ☀️

IT'S SATURDAYYYYY!! 🎉🥤

And you know what that means...

208 Saturdays!!!! Four years. One legendary deal. 😎🔥 We've been doing Buy 3, Get 1 Free. Some call it a deal. We call it tradition." 💪 💪

🩸 TODAY'S DRINK: CRIMSON CURSE 🩸

Pomegranate liftoff
Dragon fruit
Peach
Passion fruit
Strawberry

One sip and you're under its spell. 🧙‍♀️🔮

Side effects may include uncontrollable happiness, sudden bursts of energy, and the mysterious disappearance of your self-control around delicious drinks. 💀🤣

So grab your besties, embrace the chaos, and come get your Saturday fix!

📍 Affinity Nutrition | Rockland, Maine

💚 Good vibes. Great drinks. A little Saturday chaos.

See you soon, troublemakers! 🥤🩸

10/21/2026

💀🧪 GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL WALKING CORPSES! 🧪💀

It's WICKED WEDNESDAY, and apparently we're skipping the coffee and going straight for the EMBALMING FLUID! ☠️🤣

Freshly brewed, questionably legal, and guaranteed to put a little LIFE back into your dead-azz this morning! ⚡💚

Even our skeleton pups are dying to get their paws on one! 🦴🐕

💚 Today's poison of choice: EMBALMING FLUID!
Lime Liftoff
Green apple 🍏
Cucumber lime 🍋‍🟩 🥒
Limeade 🍋‍🟩
Melon 🍈

Feeling half-dead? Drag those bones into Affinity Nutrition and grab yourself a cup before rigor mortis sets in! ⚰️😂

Because being dead tired is NO excuse for being under-caffeinated! 💀⚡

📍 Affinity Nutrition | Rockland, Maine

⏰ Wednesday: 6:30 AM – 2 PM

Hope yall have an amazing day!!!

10/20/2026

🔪🎃 GOOD MORNING, ROCKLAND!! 🎃🔪

It's officially SLASHER TUESDAY! 💀😂

Some pumpkins get carved... others come back for REVENGE! 😈

Introducing JACK O' LANTERN'S REVENGE!! 🎃🔥

Orange liftoff
Mango🥭
Pineapple 🍍
Peach 🍑
Rainbowcandy🍬 🌈

She's sweet, she's deadly delicious, and she's got more layers than a horror movie plot! 🫣🤣

One sip and you'll be screaming... FOR ANOTHER! 🔪😂

Don't worry, the only thing getting murdered today is your thirst! 💀🥤

📍 Affinity Nutrition | Rockland, Maine

6:30am till 2pm today!!

🎃 Come get your revenge served ICE COLD!

10/19/2026

🎶 HI-HO, HI-HO, OFF TO WORK WE GOOOO! 🎶

🥤📖 MONDAY MORNING BRAIN TEASER! 📖🥤

Why did the loaded tea get kicked out of the library? 📚🤔
Because it was causing too much of a STIR! 🥄🤣

Happy Monday, you beautiful bunch of troublemakers! 💜

Now come get caffeinated before your last brain cell clocks out! 😂⚡

💜 AFFINITY NUTRITION 💜
📍 Rockland, Maine
⏰ OPEN 6:30 AM – 2 PM
LET'S GOOOOOO!! 🚀🦂

10/12/2026

☀️ GOOD MORNING & HAPPY MONDAY! ☀️

WE ARE OPEN! 6:30am till 2pm 🙌🥤 Whether you’ve got the day off or you’re clocking in with the rest of us, we’re ready for you!

🎃 Our NEW Halloween menu is haunting the TV today, and things are getting a little unhinged. We’ve got Embalming Fluid on the menu, a Zombie Prom to attend, and someone’s already requesting their Last Rites. 💀😂

The flavors? We’re keeping those under wraps… you’ll have to creep in and investigate. 👀🕸️

Your alarm might have taken the day off, but we didn’t! Come sip something wicked—we’re pouring drinks and pretending we have our lives together! 🖤🥤

Domt make today a good day, make it a great day!!

10/10/2026

🚨 WELL… THAT DIDN’T LAST LONG. 🚨

Donald Jr. JUST made bail, and he’s already back behind bars. 💀🔒

We let him be a wizard for October, and apparently he thought that qualified him to make drinks. 🧙‍♂️

Sir… wearing a pointy hat does NOT make you a mixologist. 😂

He yelled “ABRACADABRA,” mixed up something criminal, and now the only thing disappearing is his freedom. 🪄🚔

His wand? Confiscated.
His drink privileges? REVOKED.
His bail money? We JUST paid that. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Luckily, the responsible-ish adult is back making your drinks, and today it’s BUY 3, GET 1 FREE! 🥤🥤🥤🎉

Grab your crew, stock up on your favorites, and come see our repeat offender. Please don’t pass him a straw… he’s calling it his backup wand. 🙄🪄

Address

75 Maverick Street
Rockland, ME
04841

Opening Hours

Monday	6:30am - 2pm
Tuesday	6:30am - 2pm
Wednesday	6:30am - 2pm
Thursday	6:30am - 3pm
Friday	6:30am - 3pm
Saturday	8am - 2pm

Telephone

+12075938812

Website

https://instagram.com/bdaffinitynutrition

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