09/29/2026
Huge public apology to Tom O’Neill for the unfathomable hardship we caused him. To set the record straight: on Monday nights, individual slices take a little longer because we prioritize our limited oven space for our weekly pizza special. We’ve been running this deal ever since the pandemic hit so local families on fixed incomes can afford a weekly pizza night for under $10. Clearly, our massive oversight was failing to clear out our entire kitchen setup specifically for Tom’s slice-and-fountain soda emergency.
So Tom, since waiting a few extra minutes while we feed our community is such a tragic inconvenience for you, please feel free to take your business (and your delightful charm) somewhere else. We’re sure another place will be thrilled to have you!
