David Burg-rare

David Burg-rare Burger joint mgr and delusions of “public health”. Laugh react if you agree he’s a re**rd! My name is David. I myself have none.

I can frequently be seen patrolling public health pages, demeaning others and demanding to hear their qualifications. I did a little bit of community college, but ultimately didn’t do well enough to finish an engineering degree. I have held several fast food jobs, some in management, which I switched up about every two years. Finally, disgusted with myself and angry over the successes of others, I

did something I’ve always had a passion for and answered an ad for Misinformation Muppet on indeed and became a shill for public health. It’s very easy, only entailing being a d.ck to everyone that crosses my path. But boy do I not like it when they hit back.

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Portland, OR

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