Simple Simon's Pizza Portales

05/22/2026

Floyd eSports team dropped by to give us a Jersey. We will get it hung up soon! Thank you and congratulations on 2 great years!

05/15/2026

Playing with Gyros! Is that something anyone would be interested in if we tried to add it?

05/04/2026

This is corporates idea of a special! I think it sucks!! Instead get any large pizza or calizone for $10. All month long. Stuffed crust extra.

04/22/2026

Today get any 2 of our 8" oven roasted sandwiches for 13.99. Come with chips and a pickle spear.

04/21/2026

Large single topping pizza & an Original Calizone for $14.99. Today only.

04/20/2026

Happy 420 Day! Visit any local dispensary and bring in your receipt to get 20% off your order. Today only! Receipt must be from today. Also Monday is double points day so sign up for rewards if you don't already have them.

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04/15/2026

Italian Club!

01/24/2026

Due to some equipment issues we will be closing early today.

01/17/2026

Get a large single topping for $5.99 or large specialty for $10.99. Today only. Must mention this post! Not available online.

11/14/2025

Game Day at Eastern New Mexico is special because of partners like Simple Simon's Pizza Portales‼️

If you want to participate in tonight's bone toss at halftime, please pick up your dog bones at the Portales location today before heading to the arena! Please help us spread the news and good luck!