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The Black Smock Parlor and Eatery

10/16/2026

MILESTONE: understanding that 1000 whole and simple ingredients make THE VERY BEST CAKES AND PASTRIES! Cheers to CARAMEL & white chocolate!!

10/14/2026

A fun order heading out the door! The thoughtful bride to be ordering brunch no less for her family and friends staying in Wisconsin! Giant Cinnamon Rolls, a few quiches and fresh cut fruit!! And she didn’t forget the Focaccia!!

Thanks JoAnna!!

🥐 GUESS THE TREAT 🥐Let's see who can solve this delicious mystery...🔎 Clue #1: Ancient legends say it was created when ...
10/14/2026

🥐 GUESS THE TREAT 🥐
Let's see who can solve this delicious mystery...
🔎 Clue #1: Ancient legends say it was created when a stick fell down a staircase.
🔎 Clue #2: Its natural habitat is approximately six feet from a fresh pot of coffee.
🔎 Clue #3: If happiness had a fingerprint, it would look suspiciously swirly.
🔎 Clue #4: It has convinced millions of people that frosting counts as breakfast.
🔎 Clue #5: Scientists still cannot explain why the middle piece tastes 437% better than the rest.
🔎 Clue #6: One whiff can cause grown adults to abandon all previous life goals.
🔎 Clue #7: It is basically a warm edible hypnotic spiral.
🔎 Clue #8: It has never solved a single problem, yet somehow makes every problem feel smaller.

🎁 Prize: The first person to guess correctly wins a completely unnecessary, custom-written poem celebrating their greatness, bravery, and superior detective skills. Expect questionable rhymes, exaggerated heroics, and possible mentions of pastries.

👇 Drop your guess below!
Wrong answers are encouraged. They are often more entertaining than the right one. 😏


Edit: WINNER!!

Official Poem for Janaya Bailey Eastwick 🏆
Deep in the kingdom of sugar and spice,�Chef McCoy baked a swirl so gooey, so nice.
The guesses came flying from far and from near,�Some were impressive... some oddly sincere.
Then Josh stepped up boldly, without even a blink:
"Cinnamon Bread!"
The entire pastry council paused to think.
A croissant dropped its monocle.�A Danish gasped, "My stars!"�Three muffins immediately wandered off to reconsider their choices.
But Janaya Bailey Eastwick knew from the start,�With the wisdom of frosting and a cinnamon-filled heart.
"That's a cinnamon roll," she said with delight.
And the spiral itself whispered,
"Yeah... she's right."
👑 Supreme Swirl Wizard�🥐 Keeper of the Gooey Center�✨ Champion of Pastry Knowledge
All hail Janaya, victorious and clever...
while Josh remains only one extra word away from greatness. 🤣🥐

✨ A little everyday magic has arrived. ✨If lunch has become a sad rotation of drive-thru bags, vending machine snacks, l...
10/02/2026

✨ A little everyday magic has arrived. ✨

If lunch has become a sad rotation of drive-thru bags, vending machine snacks, leftovers, or the mysterious yogurt that's been living in the office fridge since Tuesday... we can help. 😅

LMeet The Smock Lunchbox. 🖤
Fresh-baked focaccia made in-house, scratch-made fillings, a house-made cookie, a drink, and even a cocktail ticket for later.
Perfect for:
📋 Office teams💻 Busy professionals🏪 Local businesses👷 Job sites🎓 School staff🚗 People on the go🖤 And anyone who's been saying, "We've been meaning to try The Black Smock!"

$17.50 & lunch becomes a whole lot less boring.
✨ House-made focaccia stacks✨ Green & Grain Bowls✨ Quiche Plate option✨ Fresh-baked cookie✨ Drink included✨ Cocktail ticket included
Be the office hero.

📦 Pickup or Platteville delivery available📞 608-642-2579⏰ Order by 2 PM the day before
Because every lunch deserves a little magic. ✨

K-O-L-A-C-H-Ethey’re back!! 2 dozen! 🖤Blackberry crumble and 💛Caramel Cream!
09/30/2026

K-O-L-A-C-H-E

they’re back!! 2 dozen!

🖤Blackberry crumble and 💛Caramel Cream!

🥜✨ CAUGHT IN A LOVE TRIANGLE. ✨🍫Peanut butter met cheesecake.Cheesecake met chocolate.And now nobody knows who's respons...
09/24/2026

🥜✨ CAUGHT IN A LOVE TRIANGLE. ✨🍫
Peanut butter met cheesecake.
Cheesecake met chocolate.

And now nobody knows who's responsible for the drama of it all!!

This rich, creamy beauty is dressed in swirls of peanut butter bliss, drizzled with chocolate temptation, and serving vintage neon speakeasy glamour like it owns the place.
Some desserts whisper. This one struts through the parlor like it pays rent.

Come grab a slice before somebody else elopes because of it!

09/23/2026

👏🏼White Chocolate Cloud CHEESECAKE is back!!

Well… Jeff’s quadriceps apparently submitted a leave request without consulting management. 🤦‍♀️About eight days ago, Je...
09/15/2026

Well… Jeff’s quadriceps apparently submitted a leave request without consulting management. 🤦‍♀️

About eight days ago, Jeff injured his leg, and we’re fairly certain he tore his quad muscle. He’s doing okay, but it looks like his leg will be officially off duty for at least the next few weeks.

Jeff and I normally run The Black Smock side by side. This past week, however, it’s been me, myself, and an impressive amount of coffee. I’ve discovered that this operation is considerably easier with two people!

I’m closing The Black Smock today, Tuesday, September 15, so I can go to Jeff’s doctor appointments with him. I’ll be serving as chauffeur, note-taker, moral support, and the person responsible for reminding him that “I can probably walk on it” is not a medical treatment plan.

I’ll be back tomorrow—rested, caffeinated, and ready for the day!

Thank you for your patience, understanding, and all the kind thoughts for Jeff. ❤️
~Lisa

Lola has joined the dark side… apparently, they have espresso. ☕✨Our new seasonal drink lineup has arrived:🎃 The Pumpkin...
09/11/2026

Lola has joined the dark side… apparently, they have espresso. ☕✨

Our new seasonal drink lineup has arrived:

🎃 The Pumpkin Menace — Pumpkin Chai
🥜 Chewbacca-cino — Peanut Butter Cookie Coffee
🫐 Vader-ade — Blackberry Mocha
💚 Jedi Juice — Pistachio Raspberry Latte

Choose your side:
🧊 20 oz iced
☕ 16 oz hot
$7.50 each

Available upstairs at Speakeasy Fifty50 and downstairs at The Black Smock Parlor & Eatery.

Speakeasyfifty50

Address

130 Market Street
Platteville, WI
53818

Opening Hours

Tuesday 9am - 2pm
Wednesday 9am - 2pm
Thursday 9am - 2pm
5pm - 8pm
Friday 9am - 2pm

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+16086422579

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