10/18/2026
ONE BAD REVIEW. ONE VERY GOOD CAUSE. ๐๐ค
Not every review deserves a response. Some deserve a limited-edition koozie.
Introducing the official Gabacool Provisions โRuining This Country Since 2023โ koozie. Featuring one very real Yelp review, some questionable artwork, and a little inspiration from Jeff Rosenstock . ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐
But hereโs the good part.
100% of koozie sales will be donated to SoCoโs Sexual Assault Prevention, Intervention & Healing Center a local nonprofit working to eliminate sexual assault and human trafficking in Sonoma County through prevention, survivor support, intervention, and healing.
Because if weโre going to make something out of a bad review, we might as well make something good.
Grab a koozie. Support a good cause. Turns out a little spite can go a long way.
Donโt need another koozie? Consider donating directly to Verity at ourverity.org.
Big ups to Night Owls for crushing this project.
Stay Gabacool. ๐๐ค