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Email: “we noticed you looked at this? Would you like to go ahead and purchase it?” My response: I’m poor. Would you...
06/13/2026

Email: “we noticed you looked at this? Would you like to go ahead and purchase it?”
My response: I’m poor. Would you like to give it to me?

To self quietly “righty tighty, lefty loosey”.
06/12/2026

To self quietly “righty tighty, lefty loosey”.

And this is only the “preheat” setting on summer.
06/11/2026

And this is only the “preheat” setting on summer.

Why don’t I have a trebuchet? Probably because I know I’d use it. And probably pretty quickly. And likely often.
06/10/2026

Why don’t I have a trebuchet? Probably because I know I’d use it. And probably pretty quickly. And likely often.

Sometimes I forget to eat. I need to make up for those times.
06/09/2026

Sometimes I forget to eat. I need to make up for those times.

I’ll be honest. The only thing that makes me wake up is coffee and the fear that if I don’t go to work, I’d have to mov...
06/08/2026

I’ll be honest. The only thing that makes me wake up is coffee and the fear that if I don’t go to work, I’d have to move.

Sorry I missed yesterday. I had a … project. To fix a … problem.
06/06/2026

Sorry I missed yesterday. I had a … project. To fix a … problem.

Exactly
06/03/2026

Exactly

No once in school was I warned that it would be like this. Not even once.
06/02/2026

No once in school was I warned that it would be like this. Not even once.

Imagine my disappointment when I found out that a “blue moon” is in fact not blue.
05/31/2026

Imagine my disappointment when I found out that a “blue moon” is in fact not blue.

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SH 288
Pearland, TX
77047

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