Cletus The Dumpster Diving Deacon

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The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.
10/17/2026

The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper.

I do a good public service everyday! I don’t punch every single person I meet. Only some.
10/15/2026

I do a good public service everyday! I don’t punch every single person I meet. Only some.

Nice day teaching Sunday School
10/12/2026

Nice day teaching Sunday School

I may have bit someone.
10/10/2026

I may have bit someone.

Ever driven a friends car and realized what an absolute piece of crap yours is? Sure. Their ac works and the tires aren...
10/09/2026

Ever driven a friends car and realized what an absolute piece of crap yours is? Sure. Their ac works and the tires aren’t just balloons at the end of the axle and all the lights on the outside work and the radio works and there’s no weird noises and it doesn’t smell weird. But. Ok. I got nothing. Their car is nice.

10/09/2026

I use ai to create images of Cletus. And they are all equally bad at it today. Sorry. I’m going to reuse an old image.

Look. I just want to be rich enough to relax and not watch the gas pump when pumping gas.
10/08/2026

Look. I just want to be rich enough to relax and not watch the gas pump when pumping gas.

Staying here. Outside is too peoply.
10/07/2026

Staying here. Outside is too peoply.

Want to guarantee a sunny day? Tell me it’s going to rain and I dress for rain. Guaranteed sunny day.
10/06/2026

Want to guarantee a sunny day? Tell me it’s going to rain and I dress for rain. Guaranteed sunny day.

Look. I worked to sneak in to Costco and order a hotdog. Why? Ugh.
10/04/2026

Look. I worked to sneak in to Costco and order a hotdog. Why? Ugh.

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SH 288
Pearland, TX
77047

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