Park Ave Bar

06/18/2026

🎱🍻 BINGO TONIGHT! 🍻🎱

Same time. Same shenanigans. Same questionable life choices that somehow lead you to Bingo Night at Park Ave.

Grab your lucky bingo card, your favorite drinking buddy, and come see if tonight's your night to yell "BINGO!" loud enough to scare the bartender.

⏰ 6ish–8ish
🍺 Cold drinks
💰 Cash prizes
😂 Zero promises of good behavior

Also, a reminder that NEXT WEDNESDAY (June 24th) is our Ladies Only Pool Tournament! Ladies, come show off those pool skills (or fake it 'til you make it).

⚠️ IMPORTANT BINGO ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️

There will be NO BINGO on July 2nd because Heather is selfishly abandoning us to attend her bonus kid's graduation from Navy A School in Pensacola, Florida. 🙄

Apparently "supporting family" is more important than calling bingo numbers and listening to your complaints about almost winning.

We'll resume our regularly scheduled nonsense on July 16th.

See you tonight! 🍻

06/17/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE LADIES 🚨

Since somebody (cough Heather G cough) managed to screw up the dates for the Ladies Only Pool Tournament yesterday... we're making up for it.

🎱 FREE POOL FOR THE LADIES TODAY! 🎱

If you're planning on playing in the tournament next Wednesday, June 24th, come down and get some practice in. No quarters required.

And as an added bonus, Heather G is behind the bar today. If you've ever wanted to challenge her to a game and see if she's all talk, today's your chance. (Assuming the bar isn't crazy busy and she can sneak away from pouring your drinks.)

Come shoot some pool, talk some smack, and get ready for next week's tournament.

See ya at Park Ave. 🍻🎱

06/16/2026

🚨 ATTENTION LADY SHARKS 🚨

Our FIRST monthly Ladies Pool Tournament kicks off NEXT WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24TH at 7PM! 🎱🍻

Whether you're a seasoned cue-slingin' hustler or just enjoy smacking balls around while enjoying a cold one, grab your lucky stick and get your butt to Park Ave. Teams will be randomly drawn, or we'll play singles depending on how many peeps show up, so no excuses and no sandbagging. 😏

💰 Park Ave is throwing extra cash into the pot!
🍹 Ladies drink specials all night (Happy Hour pricing!)
🎱 Good shots, bad shots, and questionable decisions encouraged.

But before we get there...

📢 BINGO IS BACK THIS THURSDAY!
Same bat time. Same bat channel.
🦇 6ish–8ish
💵 Cash prizes
🍕 Thursday specials:
• $1 OFF Pizza
• $2 Bombs
• $3 Rail Drinks

This Thursday: Bingo.
Next Wednesday: Ladies Pool Tournament.

Two chances to win money. One place to blame when you don't.

See ya at Park Ave. 🍻

06/12/2026

🚨 FISH FRY REMINDER, YA SAVAGES 🚨

This Saturday, June 13th, we're firing up the fryers at 4 PM and serving fish until we run out... and based on how y'all eat, that could be sooner than later. 😏

🐟 Fish Fry
🥬 Coleslaw
🍞 Rye Bread
🥔 Choice of Potato Salad or Fries

No reservations. No fancy dress code. No judgment if you show up twice.

Get here early, grab a cold one, and let someone else do the cooking for once. Your air fryer can take the day off.

📍 Park Ave Bar
⏰ Starts at 4 PM and goes until we run out!

Tag your fish-loving friends and remind them that "I'll come later" is usually how people miss out.

🐟 FRY-DAY? Nope. We're doing it SATURDAY. 🐟

Join us Saturday, June 13th, for a fish fry that's worth putting pants on for.

Each fish fry includes:
✔️ Coleslaw
✔️ Rye Bread
✔️ Your choice of Potato Salad or Fries

⏰ Starts at 4 PM and goes until we run out!

Golden, crispy fish, cold drinks, and zero judgment if you clean every last crumb off the tray.

Fair warning: We do sell out, so don't be the person showing up late asking if there's any fish left.

If your Saturday plans don't include fish and a drink at Park Ave, you may want to reevaluate your priorities.

See you Saturday! 🍻🐟

06/11/2026

🐟 FRY-DAY? Nope. We're doing it SATURDAY. 🐟

Join us Saturday, June 13th, for a fish fry that's worth putting pants on for.

Each fish fry includes:
✔️ Coleslaw
✔️ Rye Bread
✔️ Your choice of Potato Salad or Fries

⏰ Starts at 4 PM and goes until we run out!

Golden, crispy fish, cold drinks, and zero judgment if you clean every last crumb off the tray.

Fair warning: We do sell out, so don't be the person showing up late asking if there's any fish left.

If your Saturday plans don't include fish and a drink at Park Ave, you may want to reevaluate your priorities.

See you Saturday! 🍻🐟

06/09/2026

It’s Tuesday. We know. 😒

The good news? You survived Monday, and we've got wings and beer to help you finish the job.

🍗 $1 OFF WINGS
🍺 $3 CRAFT BOTTLES
⏰ 6PM–10PM

Because adulting is hard, but cheap wings and cold beer make it slightly less terrible.

See you at the bar. 😉

06/08/2026

🎱 ATTENTION LADY POOL SHOOTERS! 🎱

We're kicking off a monthly Ladies Pool Tournament at Park Ave starting Wednesday, June 24th!

Whether you're a shark, a hustler, or just like smacking balls around and having a few drinks with friends, we want you there.

🎱 Randomly drawn partners/teams
🎱 $2 entry fee
🎱 Park Ave will add cash to the prize pot!
🎱 Prizes paid out that night
🎱 Lady drink specials all night — Happy Hour pricing!
🎱 Good laughs, good competition, and probably a little friendly trash talk

No need to bring a partner—we'll mix everyone up and let the pool gods decide your fate.

If this sounds like your kind of night, drop a 🎱 in the comments or stop in and let us know you're interested!

Ladies, it's time to rack 'em up, sink some balls, and maybe take home a little cash while you're at it.

Come for the pool. Stay for the bragging rights. 😎🎱

06/05/2026

You know where to find us!😜🍻

06/04/2026

BINGO NIGHT, YA DEGENERATES! 🎉

The balls start dropping around 6-ish and we'll keep the shenanigans rolling until about 8-ish. Come test your luck, win some prizes, and yell "BINGO!" loud enough to scare the regulars.

While you're here:
🍕 $1 OFF pizzas
💣 $2 bombs
🥃 $3 rail dranks

No experience necessary. If you can hold a bingo card and a drink at the same time, you're qualified.

See ya tonight at Park Ave! 🍻

06/03/2026

🍻 IT'S WEDNESDAY, YOU MADE IT 🍻

Cooking dinner is overrated. Doing dishes is even worse.

Slide into Park Ave tonight and let us handle the food while you handle the important life decisions.

🍔 1/2 PRICE APPS
🥃 $3.50 Rum Rails
🍺 $3.50 Call Pints

Because paying full price on a Wednesday feels a little too responsible.

Grab your friends, your appetite, and that coworker who's been talking about "eating healthier" since January.

See you at the bar. 😏