Pete's Garage Bar

Pete's Garage Bar Serving our sh*t food until bar time every day…mediocre service is also included…
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S**t, I was driving back from watching the greatest soccer player on Earth, get a hat trick, in what’s most likely going...
06/18/2026

S**t, I was driving back from watching the greatest soccer player on Earth, get a hat trick, in what’s most likely going to be his last World Cup, so I didn’t have time to post our “Toss Your Salad Wednesday” salad for today……I’m at a rest stop, trying to not get trafficked by a trucker, so I’m going to make this brief….

Sarah has curated an Asian chicken salad…..Homemade ginger sesame dressing, Mandarine oranges, Toasted almonds, Chow mein noodles, Sliced cucumber and a cabbage/carrot mixture……

$15. Today only.

LFG!!!

Then, I put it on my page, not the Pete’s page…..well, fu***ng s**t. Here it is.

On 1/2 c**k Tuesday, someone is attempting to beat my meat!! Meet Cole. He doesn’t want Buck and Andrew’s 1/2 c**k, he ...
06/16/2026

On 1/2 c**k Tuesday, someone is attempting to beat my meat!! Meet Cole. He doesn’t want Buck and Andrew’s 1/2 c**k, he wants my whole meat in his mouth-hole!!
Good luck, Cole. At least with that outfit, he can practice safe meat-beating at night!

LFG!!!

Welcome to another 1/2 C**k Tuesday!! Buck and Andrew, the fu***ng new guy, are bringing to you their half c**k today, ...
06/16/2026

Welcome to another 1/2 C**k Tuesday!! Buck and Andrew, the fu***ng new guy, are bringing to you their half c**k today, and judging by the videos they have shown me, you couldn’t handle their full c**k! After all the wrangling of Cubans yesterday, we became incredibly winded, and decided today that we are just serving the 1/2 C**k with French fries…….and it just so happens that France is playing a match in the World Cup today…..what a fu***ng coincidence. As Alexi Lalas said about the French, “fu***ng c**ts”…….and called James Cordon, a “fu***ng Wanker”!

1/2 c**k and fries, $13, today only. While c**ks last.

LFG!!!

Good fu***ng Monday morning Pete’s creepers!!! After another wild weekend at the garage, the Brewers winning another se...
06/15/2026

Good fu***ng Monday morning Pete’s creepers!!! After another wild weekend at the garage, the Brewers winning another series, the Miz pitching a fu***ng gem, the World Cup opening weekend and the final Koepke Memorial golf outing (over 40 years of raising money!!!), we have arrived back to Monday……

Since I’m away in Kansas City, to watch Argentina play against Algeria, let’s fu***ng go, Phil has taken the rafts for the special again. He said because of his love for Margaritas, baseball, Florida, and Miami, it was only fitting that he does a Cuban!! I don’t ask questions on his thought process anymore, but the Miami reference I get!

Phil and Kevin present to you today, the Havana Bananas sandwich…..a pressed ciabatta bun topped with ham, DD’s pulled pork, Swiss cheese l, pickle stackers and Carolina Gold sauce……it’s so good, Phil said you’ll want to commit a crime worthy enough to go to Guantanamo Bay detention camp, just for the food (he actually said Leavenworth, but I told him Cuba wasn’t in Kansas anymore…..he said “at least they both start with “C”…….yes, Phil, Cuba, Kansas and c**t, all start with C…..at least his dick-duster looks good and he’s a decent DJ). And Yes, we will serve it with fries……the French ones…..also not from Kansas, but the French are c**ts, so, close enough.

The Havana Bananas sandwich and fries, $15, while supplies last!!

LFG!!!

Yes. We still have power! Yes. We’re still fu***ng cooking! LFG!!!
06/10/2026

Yes. We still have power! Yes. We’re still fu***ng cooking!

LFG!!!

Another Wednesday, another Pete’s ‘Toss Your Salad Wednesday’. Sarah is off today, for who knows what, but she left Bu...
06/10/2026

Another Wednesday, another Pete’s ‘Toss Your Salad Wednesday’. Sarah is off today, for who knows what, but she left Buck and Andrew in charge of today’s salad special….that’s like leaving me in charge of a bunch of children and telling me to make sure they don’t do anything stupid! Ummmm…..ok.

So today’s collab is a compromise of Andrew’s and Buck’s heritage……with an Austrian and a Jewish heritage, they figured they would meet in the middle, since neither are known for salads, and they would do a chopped italian salad.
Chopped iceberg lettuce, tri-colored bell peppers, onions, pepperoncini, cherry Tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, fresh basil, fresh Mozzerella balls, shaved Parmesan, salami and pepperoni…..and served with a homemade lemon dijon vinaigrette (or a dressing of your choice!).

The Jewels of Italy Salad, $15, today only, while supplies last.

LFG!!!

1/2 c**k Tuesday is bringing you some new s**t today. Same 1/2 c**k, just different balls!! Buck had some spicy colesl...
06/09/2026

1/2 c**k Tuesday is bringing you some new s**t today. Same 1/2 c**k, just different balls!!

Buck had some spicy coleslaw somewhere, and he said he loved it, and he doesn’t like slaw, so, we took his word for it, because you should never trust a skinny chef……..which means one of the sides for the 1/2 c**k today is a Spicy Coleslaw.

The other side comes from Luke’s Aunt, Laura, whom he called the “Elder”. He used a lot of his brainpower to come up with that name. His grandma died……Laura now became the oldest in the family…..Luke geniusly came up with her new nickname….a really fu***ng brain buster! The Elder’s mom once went into Pete’s after a funeral, and Ryan was working and she said his forearms make her hot, and moist. She went home that day, with her hot flashes about Ryan’s forearms and her granny panties that now needed a washing, and created a tuna pasta salad…..she passed the recipe on to Elder…….Elder passed the recipe on to Luke……Luke told me about it and I said “gross”. But he was intent on making Pete’s smell like a seedy strip joint, so Tuna Pasta Salad it is!

So, today you can get the 1/2 c**k served with Buck’s spicy coleslaw and Elder’s strip joint pasta salad…..$15. Today only. While supplies last.

LFG (Loving Forearm Granny)!!!

The weekend is over, but you can still pretend, because Mondays are practically an extension of the weekend. Another gr...
06/08/2026

The weekend is over, but you can still pretend, because Mondays are practically an extension of the weekend. Another great weekend at the garage. Another series sweep for the Brewers. Who cares about fu***ng basketball. Hockey? Unsure, I stopped watching when I was born. Golden Tempo won the Belmont. The Bears hate Chicago. F**k the Cubs.

Speaking of horse racing, Phil said “since Golden Tempo won the Belmont and the derby, and he’s a bronco, we are going to have the Bronco burger for the special today”. I said “thoroughbred”. Phil said “ I don’t know what kind that is, but I plan on just using a Manderfield’s bun”. I said “are you fu***ng serious? A thorough……nevermind. I think the Bronco is a great idea!”

Phil and Buck present to you today, the actual OG of specials, the Bronco Burger! Our 1/3 pound burger topped with DD’s pulled pork, Pete’s spicy BBQ, cheddar cheese, stacker pickles and onion rings (make it a Bucking Bronco by adding jalapeños). Served with fries, of course.

Bronco, and fries, today only, while supplies last, $15.

LFG!!!

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. I’ve been busy lately, so you’re welcome for not posting as much. Life’s been passing me by li...
06/07/2026

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. I’ve been busy lately, so you’re welcome for not posting as much. Life’s been passing me by like I’m my 101 year old grandma Sunday driving in the fast lane, and life is like a redneck with a brand new used 1985 Camaro with a V-8 and glass-packed mufflers…….that got me thinking about NASCAR……which got me thinking about Daytona, not the race but the kid who lost the challenge a few weeks ago…….how do you think he got that name? Do you think it’s from the old Native American way of naming their children? A little boy walked up to his dad, who was the Chief and asked “how did we get our names?” Chief Buffalo Chips said “after our people inseminate their wives, the first thing we see after, is what the name will be. That’s why your sister is moonlight. And your brother is stump. And your other sister is Brook. Why are you asking, Two Dogs F**king?”

Anyway, rumor has it, Rose and Skip were right outside the fence at Daytona, because they couldn’t afford to get into the race, and they were making sweet love, after an 18 pack of Busch Light and right as he is about to blow his sweet Mayo into Rose, he looks up and sees a naked streaker, with DAYTONA tattooed across his ass, prepping himself for his 15 minutes of fame. As he’s staring into the abyss of the streaker’s asscrack, he shoots his money-shot…..now he’s contemplating, ‘did his assscrack make me cum……am I gay? Does Busch Light make me gay? Holy s**t! Did my condom break? F**k. I don’t use condoms! I may have just ruined my fu***ng life. I should have pulled out. My dad always said “don’t be a dummy, cm on her tummy”. F**k. What if…….’ Then Rose says “what are you thinking about?” Skip smartly replies with “I was just thinkin’, if you get knocked up, we should call it Daytona!”

This whole story made me think of Pride Month and how my friends, Tom and Clark, always comment on how good my meat looks, so I figured, why not extend $5 burger Sundays for the month of June?! I didn’t want Phil to do another stupid human trick again…….maybe for July, I’ll have him earn his keep again!!!

So, we continue $5 burger Sundays through the end of June!! You can thank my gay thoughts for that…..

LFG!!!

We are back to another edition of Toss Your Salad Wednesday!! After running out of time to post about our 1/2 C**k yest...
06/03/2026

We are back to another edition of Toss Your Salad Wednesday!! After running out of time to post about our 1/2 C**k yesterday, we still sold a bunch (apparently Luke and Buck just told everyone about them, and that’s almost as effective as my long-winded posts that seem to drag on and on about nothing and just when you think they’re almost done, pow, another 2,000 words slap you right in the dick….or vagina….or both….or neither…..I’m not really sure how I’m supposed to address the body parts nowadays).

Since we had the raspberry jalapeño jelly on the burger on Monday, and baked beans as one of the sides with the 1/2 c**k yesterday, Sarah said she wanted to do fruit also……yes, they are a fruit……a magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot…….

Sarah and Buck present to you, the Bubba Blueberry salad…..Pete’s lettuce blend topped with Shrimp (or chicken), blueberries, pears, sunflower seeds, toasted walnuts (optional), feta cheese and a homemade vinaigrette (that her mother-in-law has only shared with 2 other people……which either means it’s s**tty and no one has asked for it or it’s an ancient Chinese secret).

Sure, you can have a different dressing, if you don’t want the s**tty, possibly Chinese secret, dressing.

Bubba Blueberry salad, today only, while supplies last, $15.

LFG!!!

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1514 Oregon Street
Oshkosh, WI
54902

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 2am
Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
Thursday 11am - 2am
Friday 11am - 2:30am
Saturday 11am - 2:30am
Sunday 11am - 2am

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