06/02/2026
hey so uh…
We’re having a Hot Dog eating contest FOR CHARITY, on Flag day, no less 💅 that’s JUNE 14TH if you didn’t already know.
We’re holding this glizzy fest at the coolest patio bar in town, our very own
Make sure you sign up so we know you even care. It’s pretty simple, just scan that QR code to knock that sh*t right off your to-do list.
For $10 you get ONE DOG and ONE TWEE included with entry. In this economy, how could you resist??
If you’re rolling deep, split a bucket of twees for $20.
or COMPETE FOR MONEY, PRIZES, and MORE TWEES 🥇
You know what to do.
Bring ur dad!