Sloppy Taco Palace

10/17/2026

🐱🍹 It’s SAUCY SATURDAY at STP, and Mama has reviewed your plans to stay home. Denied.

The chores can wait. The couch will survive.
There are fall beers to try and people to mildly embarrass yourself with. 🎃🍻

Check the specials 👇 grab your favorite bad influence, and get your saucy self to Sloppy Taco Palace!

Who’s the friend you’re texting “one drink” knowing full well they’re ordering shots? 😂

10/16/2026

🍹🔥 FRI-YAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BAD INFLUENCES! 🔥🍹

It's Friday, the workweek has been disrespectful, and it's officially time for some BAD DECISION JUICE! 😈🤣🍻

Adulting is exhausting. Drinking is optional. But we're pretty persuasive! 😏

LET'S GET SLOPPY AT SLOPPY TACO PALACE! 🌮🍹

🍸 HAPPY HOUR TWICE DAILY!
⏰ 12 PM–7 PM & 12 AM–2 AM

💥 $8 DOUBLES
Bacardi (Flavors & Spiced), Captain Morgan, Exotico, Four Roses, Gordon's, Long Island Iced Teas, Svedka & Smirnoff Flavors

🍺 $3.50 DRAFTS
Bud Light • Miller Lite • Yuengling

🔥 ALL-DAY, EVERYDAY DRINK SPECIALS! 🔥

🍹 $8 Doubles: Bacardi (Flavors & Spiced), Captain Morgan, Exotico, Svedka, Smirnoff Flavors & Long Island Iced Teas

🍋 $9 Exotico Margaritas
🍓 Add Strawberry or Mango +$1.50

🥃 $14 Teeling Doubles
🥃 $6 Cazadores
🥃 $5 Sauza
🔥 $4.50 Fireball
🍺 $4.50 Tall Boys: PBR & Miller High Life

🪣 BUCKETS OF HAPPINESS!
🍻 5 for $18.50: Stone Buena Veza, Cigar City Guayabera (currently out), Wicked W**d Pernicious & Tecate

🍻 5 for $20: Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light & Michelob Ultra

🎃🍎 FALL B**RS & C***R!
🍺 Shipyard Pumpkinhead
🍺 Sam Adams OctoberFest
🍺 Dragon's Milk S'Mores
🍺 Southern Tier Pumking Stout
🍺 TBBC Gourds Gone Wild
🍺 Elysian Night Owl
🍎 Blake's Caramel Apple C***r
💣 Pumking Bombs!

AND MORE!

💋 Come for one drink. Stay because your friends are terrible influences. 😂

Your couch will forgive you. Your liver might need a minute. 🤣🍹

📍 SLOPPY TACO PALACE
Where good friends meet, drinks flow, and Friday nights get a little SLOPPY! 😈

10/15/2026

🍻🌮 THIRSTY THURSDAY AT SLOPPY TACO PALACE! 🌮🍻

It's Thursday, your liver knows what day it is, and your responsibilities can wait until Friday. 😈🤣

🍹 BEHIND THE BAR:

☀️ Deanna & Jessica are pouring happiness and questionable decisions until 6 PM!

🌙 Then Siham, Moose, Manny & Gage take over for the nighttime shenanigans! 🍻🔥

💥 ALL DAY, EVERY DAY SPECIALS!

🍹 $8 Doubles:
Bacardi (flavors & spiced), Captain, L.I.T., Svedka, Smirnoff flavors & Exotico drinks

🍋 $9 Exotico Margaritas (+$1.50 strawberry or mango)

🥃 $14 Teeling Doubles

🔥 $6 Cazadores
$5 Sauza
$4.50 Fireball

🍺 $4.50 Tall Boys:
PBR & High Life

🪣 BUCKETS OF HAPPINESS!

🍻 5 for $18.50:
Stone Buena Veza, Wicked W**d Pernicious & Tecate

🍺 5 for $20:
Bud, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, Coors Lt & Michelob Ultra

⏰ HAPPY HOUR, TWICE A DAY!
12 PM–7 PM &

MIDNIGHT–2 AM

🥃 $8 Doubles:
Bacardi, Captain, Exotico, Four Roses, Gordon's, L.I.T., Svedka & Smirnoff

🍺 $3.50 Drafts:
Bud Lt, Miller Lt & Yuengling

🎃 FALL B**RS & C***RS ARE CALLING........

🍂 Shipyard Pumpkinhead

🍂 Sam Adams OctoberFest

🍫 Dragon's Milk S'Mores

🎃 Southern Tier Pumking Stout

💣 Pumking Bombs

🎃 TBBC Gourds Gone Wild

🦉 Elysian Night Owl

🍪 Wicked W**d Milk & Cookies Imperial Stout

🍦Breckenridge Brewery Vanilla Porter

🎅 Victory Merry Monkey Holiday Ale

🥃 Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrel Stout

🍫 Brooklyn Brewery BLk Chocolate Stout

🍎 Blake's Caramel Apple C***r

🚨 YOUR COUCH ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE.

BUT HAPPY HOUR IS!

Come thirsty,

leave happy,

and remember:

we're bartenders, not therapists...

but we've heard worse. 🤣🍹

📍 SLOPPY TACO PALACE

Where the tacos are sloppy and the regulars are sloppier! 🌮🍻

10/14/2026

🌮🐈 IT'S TACO WEDNESDAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL DEGENERATES! 🍻🤣

Mama says life is short, tacos are cheap,
and nobody ever made great memories eating a salad. 😎🐾

🌮 $2.75 TACOS ALL DAY!

🍹 Drinks?
We've got plenty.

🎃 Fall beers?
We're practically a pumpkin patch with a liquor license!

Mama's already three tacos deep, judging everyone's life choices, and wondering why YOU aren't here yet. 😹🍹

Come get sloppy at SLOPPY TACO PALACE! 🌮🍻

👇 Important question: How many tacos is too many tacos? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! 🤣

10/13/2026

10/12/2026

🍹 It’s MARGARITA MONDAY at Sloppy Taco Palace!

Monday already has enough salt…
let us put yours on a rim. 😏🌮

☀️ ALL DAY, EVERY DAY:

•$9 Exotico Margaritas — add strawberry or mango for $1.50

• $8 Doubles:
Bacardi flavors & spiced, Captain, L.I.T., Svedka, Smirnoff flavors & Exotico

• $14 Teeling Doubles
• $6 Cazadores
• $5 Sauza
• $4.50 Fireball

• $4.50 Tall Boys:
PBR & High Life

• 5 for $18.50 Buckets: Stone Buena Veza, Wicked W**d Pernicious & Tecate

• 5 for $20 Domestic:
Bud, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, Coors Lt & Michelob Ultra

🍻 HAPPY HOUR —
TWICE A DAY!

Noon–7 PM &
Midnight–2 AM

• $8 Doubles:
all the above $8 options, PLUS Four Roses & Gordon’s!

• $3.50 Drafts:
Bud Lt, Miller Lt & Yuengling

🎃 FALL B**RS & C***R

🍺 Shipyard Pumpkinhead
🍺Von Trapp OctoberFest
🍺 Sam Adams OctoberFest
🍺 Dragon’s Milk S’Mores 🍺 Southern Tier Pumking Stout
🍺 TBBC Gourds Gone Wild
🍺 Elysian Night Owl
💣 Pumking Bombs

🍎NEW!- Blake’s Caramel Apple C***r — $7.50

Who’s team margarita, and who’s team pumpkin?

👇 Grab your favorite drinking buddy and come give Monday a personality! 🍹😂

10/10/2026

🐱🍻 SAUCY SATURDAY IS HERE, YOU SLOPPY ANIMALS! 🍹🔥

Mama has officially declared it PUMPKIN SPICE & POOR DECISIONS SEASON! 🎃😂

Our furry little dictator has picked out the fall beers,
approved the drink specials, and is now demanding a raise...

despite never working a damn shift. 👑🐾

🍺 7 FALL B**RS!
🍹 2 HAPPY HOURS!
🌮 TACOS & TEQUILA!
😹 1 VERY JUDGMENTAL CAT!

The specials are on the flyer, the drinks are cold, and Mama's patience is shorter than your weekend! 😂

🔥 QUIT SCROLLING, ROUND UP YOUR PARTNERS IN CRIME & GET YOUR ASS TO SLOPPY TACO PALACE TONIGHT! 🍻

Mama expects a full house.
Don't make her write you up. 🐱📝

10/08/2026

🍹🌮 THIRSTY THURSDAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BAD INFLUENCES! 🍻😈

The weekend is knocking, but we're not answering until we finish this drink! 😂🥃

☀️ DAY SHIFT:

Deanna & Jessica are behind the bar until 6, serving cold drinks, questionable advice, and absolutely zero judgment! 💋🍹

🌙 NIGHT SHIFT:
Siham, Moose, Manny & Malik take over!
Four bartenders, unlimited possibilities, and somebody's definitely saying,
"Just ONE more!" 🤣

🔥 ALL DAY SPECIALS

🥃 $8 Doubles:
Bacardi flavors & Spiced, Captain, Exotico, L.I.T., Svedka & Smirnoff flavors

🍹 $9 Exotico Margaritas (+$1.50 strawberry/mango)

🥃 $14 Teeling Doubles
🔥 $6 Cazadores
$5 Sauza
$4.50 Fireball

🍺 $4.50 PBR & High Life Tall Boys

🪣 $18.50 Select craft Buckets
🪣 $20 Domestic Buckets

⏰ HAPPY HOUR:

NOON–7PM & MIDNIGHT–2AM

🥃 $8 Doubles, including Four Roses & Gordon's

🍺 $3.50 Bud Lt, Miller Lt & Yuengling Drafts

🎃 FALL B**R LINEUP
🍂
Shipyard Pumpkinhead 🍂 Sam Adams OctoberFest
🍂 Dragon's Milk S'Mores 🍂 Southern Tier Pumking Stout
🍂 Pumking Bombs
🍂 TBBC Gourds Gone Wild
🍂 Elysian Night Owl

💥 Your liver thinks it's Thursday.
Your bartender knows it's basically Friday. 😏

Come see us at SLOPPY TACO PALACE, where the drinks are strong,
the people are questionable,
and the stories are usually better left untold! 🤣🍻

👇 ROLL CALL! Who's coming to make poor financial decisions in the name of happy hour? 💸😂

10/07/2026

🧙‍♀️🐾 MAMA’S PUT A SPELL ON WEDNESDAY.

She’s got her witch hat on, the tacos are flying,
and apparently she’s decided STP is her haunted house now. 😂🌮🍻

Come get sloppy before Mama turns you into a responsible adult. 😳🔮

WILD WEDNESDAY
at Sloppy Taco Palace!

Come thirsty.
Leave bewitched. 🧙‍♀️🍹

10/06/2026

🐱🌮 TACO TUESDAY IS MAMA APPROVED!

She doesn’t work🙀
She doesn’t pay bills😹

But she does insist you come drink tequila,
eat tacos and "try" to pet her( It's the effort that counts)😹🍹

Grab your crew & GET TO STP! 🔥🌮

10/05/2026

🐾 MAMA SAID MONDAYS ARE FOR MARGARITAS. 🍹
And Mama has questionable judgment, so obviously we trust her. 😹

Your couch doesn’t have margaritas,
bartenders or questionable decisions waiting for you.

We do😆

Get your ass to STP.

Mama’s getting impatient. 😼🍹

10/04/2026

🏈🐾 SUNDAY FUNDAY, MAMA SAID SO. 🍻

Mama has assumed her game-day position,
and apparently that means football,
cold drinks & judging your fantasy team from the bar. 😹

📺 Footballs on.
Drinks are cold.
Patio is ready.
AND,Mama silently judging everyone😸

Get your Sunday ass to Sloppy Taco Palace. 🌮🍻🏈🐈