06/14/2026
ALERT! THE GOOSE OFFICIALLY OFFERS AMNESTY TO SPURS FANS!
A few weeks ago, after our completely reasonable and level-headed menu changes; we received phone calls, one-star reviews, and messages from Spurs fans across the country (some of you are creative sons-a-guns).
Most were angry.
One, however, was an artist. A creative. One we’d gladly welcome in to break (sandwich) bread.
This beautiful piece of correspondence arrived in our mailbox and has since been framed in our hearts, and on our wall.
***AHEM***
To our favorite Spurs fan:
Your art and penmanship were excellent.
Your commitment to the bit was admirable.
Your willingness to spend actual United States postage to roast a sandwich shop was beyond inspiring.
At the time, the Spurs were flying high and we were forced to endure our shame with dignity.
Today, however, we would simply like to check in and make sure you’re doing okay?
The Goose remains standing.
The sandwiches remain radical.
And revenge, it would seem, is best served with a side of fries.
With love,
Oklahoma City 🪿