Taso Italiano

09/28/2026

Taso Italiano is closed today. Our pasta has entered witness protection after what y’all did to it this weekend. 🍝😂

We’ll be back Tuesday. Bring your wallets, bring your appetites, and please don’t tell the rigatoni we’re coming.

09/27/2026

09/26/2026

Saturday night is for getting a little saucy. 😏🍝

Come to Taso Italiano tonight for dinner and drinks. Bring someone you like… or someone you’d like to like you more. We’ll handle the first date. 😉 Open until 9!

09/25/2026

🥩 You know you want the beef.

Stop playing hard to get. You’ve been staring at our meat for 10 minutes. 👀😂

It’s thick. It’s juicy. It’s hot. And yes… you can ask for extra. 😏🥩

Your diet? Never heard of her.
Your self-control? Gone.
Your dignity? We’ll put it in a to-go box. 😂

Come grab the beef at Taso Italiano before somebody else gets their hands on your meat. 🇮🇹🔥

TASO ITALIANO: COME HUNGRY. LEAVE QUESTIONING YOUR LIFE CHOICES.

09/25/2026

🚨 HOLY MEATBALLS! WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND! 🚨😂
If this week had a face, we'd slap it with a lasagna and block its number! 🤌🤣
You survived the chaos. Now reward yourself with some homemade Italian food, cold drinks, and absolutely ZERO dishes to wash! 🍝🍕🍷
Get your hungry butt to Taso Italiano! 🇮🇹😂

09/24/2026

🥩 GET EXCITED FOR THIS WEEK!

18–20 OZ, AGED IN HOUSE, AND SKILLET SEARED, “PRIME” RIBEYE — ONLY $59.95🔥

A “Prime” ribeye this good, skillet-seared and aged in-house, for $59.95 You’ll be hard-pressed to find a better deal around! 🤌🥩

Limited supply — get it while it lasts!

09/24/2026

The Royal Rangers program is a Christian mentoring and activity program for boys in kindergarten through 12th grade, operated as a church ministry and officially associated with the Assemblies of God. It combines Bible-based discipleship with outdoor activities, practical skills, leadership, service projects, camping, sports, and earning awards/advancements.

09/23/2026

🍝 We look forward to seeing you at Taso Italiano! 🇮🇹

Come hungry… your kitchen and smoke detector deserve the night off. 😂🔥