08/11/2026
🏆 PLEASE STOP GIVING US AWARDS.
Seriously.
Our egos are becoming unbearable.
We won another one, and at this point we’re dangerously close to referring to ourselves as “culinary visionaries” and charging 25$ for three dots of sauce on a plate.
We don’t want that life.
We want greasy burgers.
We want tacos dripping down your arm.
We want noodles you accidentally inhale.
We want someone staring at the menu saying, “What the heck even is this place?”
Awards are awesome. We’re incredibly grateful. But somewhere along the way i stopped giving a sh** about plaques and started caring a whole lot more about whether you cleaned your plate.
So thank you. Seriously.
Now please stop encouraging us.
We’re already insufferable.
Come eat.
The Twisted Fork