06/20/2026
🍻📯 OFFICIAL MILESTONE ALERT 📯🍻
After years of faithfully announcing his arrival to all of Milford, Pete has officially retired the legendary old-timey car horn ringer on his phone.
For those unfamiliar, Pete's ringtone wasn't just a ringtone—it was a public service announcement. When it went off, conversations stopped, heads turned, and nearby patrons checked the parking lot for a Model T.
Today marks the end of an era.
The horn has sounded its last "AOOOOGA!" and Pete has entered the modern age of silent notifications.
Please join us in celebrating this historic achievement and offer your condolences to everyone who secretly enjoyed hearing that vintage horn echo through the Tavern.
Rest easy, old friend. You served Pete well. 🫡🍺
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