DeMasters Of Charcuterie

06/22/2026

“Another trip around the sun means another excuse to feed people.”

Today only starting at 2PM:

🧀 $5 OFF Large “Morning after” and “west Texas jerk off” Pickup Boxes

🎯 Birthday Control Freak
$15 Pickup Only
(Build from today’s available ingredients)

🎁 Every direct order gets a mystery birthday surprise.

🚗 DoorDash is open, but the birthday goodies are only available through direct pickup orders.

06/22/2026

Just another 5 days in food truck life 🚚🧀✨

Markets, custom boards, new menu items, late nights, early mornings… and somehow we’re still having fun.

06/21/2026

🇺🇸🌭 NEW LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL 🌭🇺🇸

America turns 250 this year, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how…

With loaded hot dogs and poor decisions.

Introducing THE 1776.

🇺🇸 The Patriot
Smoked cream cheese, pineapple cowboy candy & crispy onions

🔥 The Dirty Declaration
Smoked queso, jalapeño cilantro drizzle & pretzel crunch

$10 each

Feeling a little extra?

😏 Add a Side Piece (+$4)

Includes a mini charcuterie sidecar with cheese cubes, fresh grapes, and pretzel chips.

Available beginning next weekend at the 307 Farmers Market and while supplies last.

No taxation without snacking.

06/20/2026

SO COOL!

A lot has changed since Dylan Dash started.
To keep things simple, here's the current pricing menu. 👇
No subscriptions. No hidden fees. No guessing.
Just send a message with what you need, and I'll give you a price before pickup.
Fast. Simple. Delivered.

06/20/2026

🏆 DAD JOKE WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT 🏆

Before I announce our winner, I have to be honest…

My dad will always be my personal champion when it comes to dad jokes. ❤️😂

I asked him to help me announce the winner by sharing one of my favorite dad jokes of all time because nobody delivers a groan-worthy joke quite like he does. He’s been making me laugh, roll my eyes, and question my life choices for years, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

That being said, there can only be one official Meat Daddy winner…

🥁🥁🥁

Congratulations to DEBBI SKINNER for taking home a FREE Meat Daddy Father’s Day box! 🥩🔥

“I am a dad with no kids. Faux pas.” 🤣🤣

Thank you to everyone who shared your jokes. Some of them made me laugh, some made me cringe, and a few should probably come with a warning label. 😂

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, bonus dads, grandpas, and father figures out there. ❤️

06/19/2026

🎉🧀 Birthday board headed out the door!

This custom board was created for a customer’s husband and designed to serve four people with a little bit of everything: savory meats, cheeses, fresh fruit, veggies, housemade dips, and plenty of snack-worthy goodness.

One of my favorite parts of this business is getting to create something unique for someone’s special day. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, graduation, shower, or just because, I love helping make celebrations a little more delicious. ❤️

Happy Birthday to the lucky guy getting this board, and thank you for choosing DeMasters of Charcuterie to be part of the celebration! 🎂🧀

Interested in a custom board of your own? Send me a message and let’s build something delicious.

06/18/2026

🎉 FATHER’S DAY GIVEAWAY 🎉

Who’s got the best dad joke in West Texas? 👀

Drop your best (or worst) dad joke in the comments for a chance to win a FREE MEAT DADDY Father’s Day box! 🥩🔥

The winner will receive:
🥩 House Smoked Jerky
🧀 House Smoked Cream Cheese
🌶️ Pineapple Cowboy Candy
🥒 Pickles
🥜 Backyard BBQ Nuts
🥨 Pretzel Chips
🍪 Dad Tax Cookies

Winner will be chosen Friday!

Bonus points if your joke makes me laugh AND roll my eyes at the same time. 😒😂

Ready… set… cringe.

06/18/2026

🚨 LAST CALL FOR MEAT DADDY 🚨

Today’s the day, folks!

If you’ve been thinking about ordering a Meat Daddy Father’s Day box, this is your reminder to get your order in by the end of today. 🥩🔥

Each box is packed with:
🥩 House Smoked Jerky
🧀 House Smoked Cream Cheese
🌶️ Pineapple Cowboy Candy
🥒 Pickles
🥜 Backyard BBQ Nuts
🥨 Pretzel Chips
🍪 Dad Tax Cookies

And don’t forget… you can always ask about the Big Daddy Upgrade. 😎

Skip the last-minute panic gift.
Skip the tie.
Give Dad something he’ll actually be excited to open.

📩 Message me before the end of the day to claim yours!

06/18/2026

Started the day with a fun surprise! ✈️🧀

A last-minute private flight catering order came in yesterday evening, and this morning a custom grazing spread was headed to Midland Airpark before most people had finished their coffee.

These are the kinds of challenges I love. Fresh fruit, cheeses, dips, chips, crackers, and a whole lot of early-morning hustle.

Whether it’s a private flight, office meeting, Father’s Day gift, or a late-night DoorDash craving, DeMasters of Charcuterie is always up for the assignment.

Now onto the rest of this busy week! 🚚✨